OK, how do we describe the inevitable TV sitcom based on Castor, Schoen and van der Veen all living together in the same crazy rowhouse in Philadelphia?
“Clod Squad."
“No Coup for You” (with apologies to Jon Lovett)
“Fight Night"
“And Everybody Knows It"
“Trump Stakes"
“How Stupid Can It Get?"
“Need a Lawyer?"
“Leave It to Geezers"
“Next Time, Get Paid in Advance!"
“He Made Us Do It"
“Mad Men"
“To Tell the Truth"

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13 Feb
Now van der Veen returns to his angry vaudeville act — simulates having handcuffs clapped on his wrists.
Van der Veen thumps his chest like King Kong.
Who taught van der Veen how to do this bad Edward G. Robinson initiation? Image
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10 Feb
Does Pence have any particular known reaction to his ex-boss having put his life at risk?
Pence is not exactly the image of “Don’t Tread on Me” — maybe the opposite.
Assume that the Fly has not been invited to testify before the Senate today.
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5 Feb
Would guess that yesterday's Screen Actors Guild letter was not first time in his life that this ex-President has told someone, “You have done nothing for me."
Perhaps someone could now please make bumper stickers that say, “You have done nothing for me."
“You have done nothing for me."
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2 Feb
Hope that Pence never tries to claim that he didn’t try to turn himself into Trump’s Mini-Me (Alex Wong / Getty):
At the moment, Pence seems to be sheltering indoors with his donors. Both of them.
Am sure that by now, Pence has excused Trump for that silly little happy-to-have-him-killed incident.
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31 Jan
Continuing the gastrointestinal theme, ex-President has just announced that David Gasser will be replaced as impeachment lawyer by Bruce Castor.
Trump’s previous impeachment lawyers reportedly could no longer “stomach” his false claim that the 2020 election was stolen from him.
Which recalls the Three Stooges classic “Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise” (1939):
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19 Jan
Someone has spray-painted the word “Unfair!’ on Presidential bedroom wall at White House. Could paint crew come to the second floor, please?
Yes, we hope it’s only paint.
Would be grateful if everyone could please keep an eye on eBay today to make sure that nobody upstairs at the White House is trying to sell off the Lincoln Bed or a Gilbert Stuart painting for quick cash.
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