Thread: Chaos at the impeachment trial.
Dems had agreed to know witnesses, then House Managers changed their mind this morning.
Schumer blindsided. Pandemonium. They’re negotiating now to figure out next steps.
Dems had agreed to know witnesses, then House Managers changed their mind this morning.
Schumer blindsided. Pandemonium. They’re negotiating now to figure out next steps.
2/x While we’re waiting to figure out what’s next, I thought I’d share some of the Qs in the pile that DIDN’T make the cut to be asked yesterday. (These are all real, from various senators, who will remain anonymous.)
3/x Q1: “Where’s the short, fat guy?”
4/x Q2: “Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”
5/x Q3: “To Manager Swalwell: Tell us about Fang Fang.”
6/x Q4: “(generic) Have any of the House Managers had sexual relations with a Chinese communist spy? Please explain.”
7/x Q5: “If we put him in a burlap sack & throw him in the river, and he does not float, must we convict?”
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