Well, just started tonight's D&D session to try and calm an angry mammoth with a bit of music. I rolled a 5, so we are NOT off to a good start.
tl;dr? I'm about to be trampled.
So another character wanted to draw out a serial killer, and put into his mind the idea that she should be the next victim.

Now, the serial killer has appeared to kill her.

Holy crap we are close to a TPK here
Holy CRAP that combat went 100% south really quickly
I have not seen anything that brutal in 5e yet.
And 2 characters COMPLETELY failed their death saves, which didn't help.
Still shook

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