Thread by @whcaww

مرض دارم و با اینکه اصلا به زودیاک ساینا معتقد نیستم میخوام بهشون توهین کنم.
aries:y'all need to chill, who are you fighting to lol
also why are you always so annoyed by everything?? and the most annoying thing about y'all is... you're too loud. calm down honey I

can hear you bekhoda. also y'all are physically attractive and most of my crushes were somehow an aries?!! like y'all just have this hot energy around you

taurus :
be more unique. you're probably the most random person I've ever met. and like... no offense but are you a fish or sth?? stop telling me the same story over and over again. "jk, I love y'all, nice taste in books btw"

gemini:
stop acting like you don't care for drama you nasty dramawhore! stop seeking for attention and then denying it. sometimes it's okay to arrange your room, like your weirdass playlist, or your weirdassss mind. clown.

cancer:
stop playing the victim hny it was your own fault به مولا.
you can't live with that snowflake attitude 😕 you're not an obsessed person in general, but when you get obsessed w sth, oh boi... even scorpios can't.

leo:
all of y'all are somehow Kylie Jenners wannabes and it shows from your insta stories. stop being dramatic, you're not above others sorry to break it to you that way😔

virgo:
your obsession with cleaning is hella weird.🌚 y'all are going to be boomers by the age of 20😔

libra:
pick a struggle. also I don't know why they call geminis fake when we have libras??!! they probably steal your partner with shame and accidentally start a rumor about you

scorpio :
run☠☠☠ plz get over my ass. stop being obsessed with that ex. you're acting like you're so dark and mysterious while you're just some edgy stalker with the most depressing lifestyle...y'all traumatized me sm😔sorry for being rude I just had to get that outta my chest

sagittarius :
most of my friends are sagittarius so you may think I have nothing against them but most of my friends are also annoying and loud and I can't w them anymore so... 🌚y'all get on my nerves a lot but you know how to keep a conversation so we're still good

capricorn :
the most dryass یوبس virgin پفیوز sign. and domehow you really have a shitty taste in foods.

aquarius :
you're unique but... not that unique I guess? you probably had a "I'm not like other teens😔" phase and if you don't think so, you're on that phase rn☠

pisces : gosh I really can't have a nice logical conversation with y'all without getting annoyed at how dumb y'all sound like☠okay we can go back to fangirling rn.