Cleaning out my old Twitter folder and I'm going to make a thread of what I find. I'll start with one of my favorite tweets, a real gem from @UweBollocks. 
Next we have the guy who started a Nazi micronation in his backyard based on Bitcoin. He managed to get me temporarily banned from this website when I answered his poll by saying I would fill his house with bees.
Do you remember when infamous Antifa leader Mohammed Markstein announced plans to execute all Trump voters on November 4th, 2017? Thank god they stopped him.
That set off the whole November 4th EMP attack panic, which the MAGA weirdos begged Elon Musk to save them from. This is what they did before QAnon blew up.
Ok this one is wild. My friend @Jschmuck2 discovered this MAGA YouTuber was a Thai sex tourist. Then the YouTuber ("Valid Thought") showed up to aggressively defend his conquests.
This freak just kept digging in. It went on for days.
Hold on, I'll find some more stuff, hopefully less grim
Here's something from national treasure @BAKKOOONN
Book covers I saved years ago from @LiarTownUSA
In 2017, Twitter had a pilot program where a small number of users could use 280 characters instead 140. At first the program wasn't going that well, but then I tweeted this and so obviously they had no choice at that point but to give it to everybody. I am very proud of this.
Ready to get debunked, libs?
Delta tweet
Eric Trump in Twilight. Not sure who is responsible for this mess.
2021 looks
This one hurts
This one makes me feel better though. Because he's right.
Editor's notes on Milo's rejected book disclosed during his lawsuit.
This is real. This really happened.
This is also real. It looks fake, but I checked.
I will never not laugh at this
Ok thanks for staying up with me everybody. I'll leave you with this rare dril saga: The Ass Downloader
Sweet dreams everyone
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