Everyone's really upset at Meghan McCain for wanting to skip the vaccine line, but I want to talk about how her hair makes me hungry.

Ahem.

Meghan McCain's hairstyles as dessert. A thread.

The Sarah Bernhardt. ImageImage
The Pink Pearl Cupcake. ImageImage
The Knotted Bun. ImageImage
The Palmier. ImageImage
The Golden Syrup Cake. ImageImage
The Cardamom Bun. ImageImage
The Subtle Pastry Braid. ImageImage
The babka wreath. ImageImage
The Challah at Fauci. ImageImage
The Russian Butter Cookie. ImageImage
I could not disagree with her politics more, but she is making some brave culinary choices with her locks and as someone who has rocked the double bun in recent history, I salute that kind of courage.
Okay, I have not gotten NEARLY enough work done today but I can't stop thinking about desserts and also hair, so maybe just a couple more?

Kadaif. ImageImage
The cream horn. ImageImage
The cinnamon twist. ImageImage
And lastly, of course: ImageImage

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