Everyone's really upset at Meghan McCain for wanting to skip the vaccine line, but I want to talk about how her hair makes me hungry.
Ahem.
Meghan McCain's hairstyles as dessert. A thread.
The Sarah Bernhardt.
The Pink Pearl Cupcake.
The Knotted Bun.
The Palmier.
The Golden Syrup Cake.
The Cardamom Bun.
The Subtle Pastry Braid.
The babka wreath.
The Challah at Fauci.
The Russian Butter Cookie.
I could not disagree with her politics more, but she is making some brave culinary choices with her locks and as someone who has rocked the double bun in recent history, I salute that kind of courage.
Okay, I have not gotten NEARLY enough work done today but I can't stop thinking about desserts and also hair, so maybe just a couple more?
Kadaif.
The cream horn.
The cinnamon twist.
And lastly, of course:
• • •
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to
force a refresh
So, I haven't been talking about this, because I didn't want to add more fuel to the fire, but fuck all of this.
For the last week, Fox News and the unhinged right have been attacking my friend Nina since she's been appointed to the head of Biden's Disinformation Board.
And it's been fucking unhinged and brutal. And their goal in doing so is very clear:
Everyone has been piling on because Nina - and I swear to fucking god, this is what has them so riled up - makes TikToks, is Ukrainian, and is an expert on fucking disinformation and online harassment.
My doctor and I were discussing my anxiety and she said "Brains are made to keep us alive. They're not made to keep us happy." And I can't stop thinking about that.
She also had me answer the questionnaire about anxiety and one of the questions was "How often do you worry about the future" and I just started laughing maniacally and she said "okay I'm going to put down 'everyday'"
My doctor said that people with anxiety have a super sensitive threat scanner. It creates "what could go wrong images" in our heads. "It's designed to keep you alive. It's like a superpower. You just need to learn how to control it."
HE DEMANDED HIS REPLY BE PRINTED IN FULL, IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY.
HE INCLUDED VISUAL AIDS.
I need to be clear, I have no idea what he's talking about. I think he's trying to say that art is subjective? But he's objectively saying what is and isn't art. Or something. Anyway. IT GOES ON.