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24 Feb, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Doesn't anyone want to know how the roach finally met his end?
Any guesses first?
what's with all the "smoked it"/weed jokes?
Here you go. This is how the terrifying, leg-wiggling roach met its demise (no worries, I survived, that's me)

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24 Feb
There is a cockroach on its back wiggling its legs in my bathroom and I am PARALYZED
PLEASE STOP SENDING ROACH PHOTOS I’M BEGGING YOU
YOU GUYS: He’s actually dancing now help
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3 weeks into this mess, NYT finally clarifies their BS original statement implying I was fired for anything but tweets. 1/
Their position will continue to be that they were within their rights to let me go, but they've confirmed that there was no other reason beyond, in their view, several violations of their social media policy. 2/
And by "several" they mean the one "warning" I'd gotten a few months back over my "toxic masculinity" tweet and unnamed others they thought were "maybe borderline." I was told that other staffers had been tweeting way worse. 3/3
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1/ I've covered the virus since May. Here's what scares me most:
The vaccines are coming. They'll be shipped starting tomorrow before 7 a.m. That's fantastic news. 2/
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