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26 Feb, 4 tweets, 2 min read

Someone sent me this. I don’t want it. It is yours now

If you watch it upside down, it still looks the same

I don’t want to make fun of this guy. That is why I am redeeming myself by spreading his request. For #iowaWomen

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Yo @KabobHuman, is this true about boone, Iowa?

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Formerly Known as ALT-immigration 🛂

@ALT_uscis

20 Feb

FACT:

In texas, Dildos are more regulated than the utility companies.

#TexasBlackout

Factual tweet prior:

Ted Cruz wrote: The Texas Penal Code prohibits the advertisement and sale of dildos, artificial vaginas, and other obscene devices” but does not “forbid the private use of such devices.” motherjones.com/politics/2016/…

Ted Cruz wrote in his brief: “obscene devices do not implicate any liberty interest.” And its brief added that “any alleged right associated with obscene devices” is not “deeply rooted in the Nation’s history and traditions.
The devices he was referring to are dildos

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Formerly Known as ALT-immigration 🛂

@ALT_uscis

20 Feb

Please tell me at what part of this video you would have lost your cool and and broke this “lawyer” Justin Timberlake covid chad in two halves

Who does this anyways

My taint can bench press this guy

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Formerly Known as ALT-immigration 🛂

@ALT_uscis

15 Feb

@BarnettforAZ

Fine @BarnettforAZ, since you have the time to respond to me, l direct your attention to some of your gym customers with unresolved classic billing issues. See? I am nice, asshole