Thread by @owenbroadcast

my neighbor just sits in his car with the door open blasting pop country on the radio while smoking cigarettes and aside from being annoying im like, bro if youre gonna do that you can step the music game up. im about to make a mix CD for a fifty year old man

if youre gonna get wasted and sit in your car in the middle of the day you can at least pretend its aesthetic with the right jams but the pop country is not the right maneuver here

this is the same guy who tried to buy my rocking chair so i let him have it. when he first moved in my wife brought cookies over. unsurprisingly we did not get the tupperware back. women care about that apparently, its like the equivalent of fishing gear to them or something.

i think he wanted the rocking chair because he had a gf, but now i havent seen the gf for months and the rocking chair is between our houses. its not back at my house, nor is it “at his house”, its hovering in a liminal state. these are the terrestrial mysteries i contemplate

unfortunately although i like the guy i have to rank him third in the neighbor rankings, after “literally boomhauers mom from king of the hill”, and “guy whose name was rat who took me mushroom hunting”, who died (RIP)

highlight of interacting with boomhauers mom was when she asked me something one time, and i couldnt understand her, so i said “yeah im not sure”, and then it turns out she was asking me if i was married so i think after that she made certain assumptions about my intelligence.