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27 Feb, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Oh man. I think I’m starting to understand what you guys mean.

Mein Gott!
Guys, I’m literally shaking right now.

HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS?!
I just hugged my children. I fear for their safety in Biden’s ss America.

These are exactly the same. There is no other explanation.
This is the last time I’ll explain a joke, but not the last time I’ll call out stupid people

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Guys, I’m totally shook. I placed these pics side by side and the resemblance is uncanny. I hugged my children for fear of their future in Biden’s America.

Libs did this for 4 years and I finally see it now. I hope I’m doing this right so I can carry their honorable torch. /1
Tears ran down my cheeks as I began to notice the similarities.

Thank you for teaching us about noticing these comparisons, Dems. It’s so important. /2
These are so identical that I’m literally shaking right now. Biden’s America is a truly truly frightening place.

I hope there’s still room in Canada. Maybe some Dems will finally move back so I can escape with my family. Lord help us. /3
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3 Feb 20
Quick prayer request...

I’m taking the wife to have a spinal tap tomorrow. She’s more than a little nervous.

If you could, pray for a good outcome, and pray they’ll give her good enough drugs that she won’t have a clue what’s going on or remember a single thing. Thanks guys.
Sitting in the radiology waiting room and so far the most painful part is having to watch Adam Schiff on CNN.
This is a cute little youngin’ but I’m pretty sure my estate didn’t give him permission to wear this.

You tell that little punk to name the time and place. I WILL BE THERE!!
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Short bus french fries.
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2 Feb 20
I know a guy that told his daughter to stop paying her student loans because Bernie would win.

My niece said the same thing about Hillary winning. She’s made a career out of getting useless degrees. She got married and tried to make my sister pay for her college loans..../1
This is the same niece that sent us all a text at Christmas to let us know that she wouldn’t have anything else to do with our family because of who we voted for.

My niece mailed my sister her bills for college a few months back..../2
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My sister wrote “LOL. Get a job and pay for them yourself” and mailed it back...../3
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I would like to ask for prayers for my wife.

She’s having some important tests run tomorrow that stem from where I had to take her to the hospital. We still don’t know what’s going on, and we’re both more than a little worried.

I can’t divulge any info right now. Thank you.
Bear with me, but your TL is going to be filled with ‘Thank you’ for a while.

Just know, it comes from the bottom of my heart.
It has now just about become physically impossible to thank each person individually.

I’m still reading each response and thank each person from the bottom of my heart. My wife also thanks you.
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