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2 Mar, 8 tweets, 2 min read
Got one. Gonna buy the other five. Think I need to go ahead and buy Hick Finn too, that thing is a goner. Image
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LET’S GOOOOOOO! Image
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I could sell Mein Kampf but not And to Think that I Saw it On Mulberry Street because it’s “hateful”. Image
For people doubting the authenticity of this email, here's someone else I don't know who got the same one.
If you would like to outbid the high bidder’s $112.50 offer, DM me.

“If you don’t like it, start your own online auction.”

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2 Mar
The @TODAYshow said COVID cases were increasing this morning & the downward trend had "leveled off and turned around."

They said cited these states as the biggest increase in cases.

What do have in common? Huge drops LAST week from a polar vortex.
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5 Feb
This article is so fully insane, and the most insane part to me is that they had the audacity to put print "the quiet part out loud" in Time Magazine.
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Like maybe the reason you think we were on the brink of fascism to begin with is because…of the aforementioned "well-funded cabal of powerful people, ranging across industries and ideologies, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions"?
Like what is wrong with your brain when you read that "a well funded cabal" deliberately and directly influenced the election so the unwashed rubes wouldn't make the wrong democratic choice and not have an ounce of self-reflection on how that might be bad.
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4 Feb
Karen reporting live for NBC that in Florida, people are…brace yourself are you sitting down?…living their lives like normal human beings and not retreating to the pants shitting fear that they “should” be according to them.
The idiot rubes are obviously doing something right.

And they actually get to live their lives in the process.

THE HORROR!!!
But yeah, on the one side there are facts, data and science, and on the other side there is NBC's shrieking Karen yelling about how the healthy people who assessed their own personal risk are literally killing grandma, despite hard evidence to the contrary.

Brave journalisming.
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28 Sep 17
The entire premise of your fellow staff member's article was that they are the same.
Criticism is that the 2nd article suddenly calls for not being too hasty as soon as Bama's involved in an apples-to-apples identical scandal
I've just started pasted other people's tweets in this thread, but here ya go.

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