A discussion about how great empanadas are led to the realization that in a Star Trek Federation of Planets scenario, the aliens' stereotype of "Earth Food" is definitely "humans put whatever inside of bread" ...
Imagine whole "Earth Restaurants" that are just poorly understood and nonsensical mashups of hot dogs, Cornish pasties and beirochs ... in one.
A turkey sandwich, but cooked like a pot sticker. And sold for twice as much by some Alpha Centaurian who thinks they can speak Cantonese but are actually speaking Welsh.
Alien hipsters who are completely baffled when you introduce them to the concept of BBQ. Then they discover Alabama white bread and ribs and it all makes sense again.
"Look! We made you some of your ethnic cuisine so you'll feel at home!"
It is uncooked bacon sandwiched between layers of rice and they keep insisting it's called a "BLT"
It is uncooked bacon sandwiched between layers of rice and they keep insisting it's called a "BLT"
They pronounce it as “Blit”
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