I've spent 3 days trying to ask my wife what she wants for her birthday. She said nothing, but finally relented, & answered: a nice, simple handwritten card, a birthday candle on a piece of french toast (we made french toast over the weekend) & maybe some pizza. I married wisely.
Her friend sent her a Chik-Fil-A meal, which she is currently eating in her office, which is the car parked outside in the driveway to avoid our children who will never let her work. She is now in heaven.
Oh ye of little faith, I do have some surprises in store. I'm not a savage. Have faith in me :)
Oh ye of little faith! And more presents to give. (Wife was v happy.) 
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