are there tokens that monetize the rescuing of life on earth from extinction cuz i might buy those or nah because capitalism can’t do that
lifetoken: the ultimate store of value; completely biologically automated with no human-intervention, driven by genetic bio mechanics, achieves maximum growth efficiency with natural algorithms based on fibonacci’s sequence; not only carbon neutral, but massively carbon negative
⬆️this is just genesis from the bible and and watson & crick, miesher translated into cryptobranding btw i’m just spitballing here
⬆️reply guys like hey you just described DNA and i’m like sometimes twitter subtlely does work you know
GFT: (pronounced GiFT) Genetic Fungible Token — stores the value of specimen DNA into an automated financialized digital instrument whose value is computed by the ability of the species to thrive and reproduce indefinitely as ledgered on a certified renewable energy blockchain
See. Capitalism would break. Unmonetizable. We could be doomed.

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