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9 Mar, 4 tweets, 2 min read
In the name of Dread Cthulhu, who on earth is making stuff like this.
Also, why are the left quotation marks all done with right quotation marks? It's like making the worst meme ever wasn't already bad enough on its own.
Oh wait, that explains everything:
I've updated @CitrusCrush and Rachael Swindon's Corbyn meme to make it a little bit more realistic.

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8 Mar
The news isn't all bad, then.
I would pay actual British money to have seen either this conversation or footage of the sheer bafflement in the Oprah production office when the suggestion arrived.
Sorry, sorry, I keep forgetting that most of the world is blocked. Here it is: Image
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26 Jan
My @theipaper column today is on the UK's decision not to join the centralised EU vaccine scheme. @MattHancock argued last July that "We think we will go faster this way." He was right - and thank goodness for it. inews.co.uk/opinion/uk-bri…
Because it's a UK/EU story, the UK's decision to pursue its own vaccine strategy has been portrayed as primarily about Brexit. It's connected, but that aspect is just a subset of the real question: what's the better approach, conglomerate or competition? inews.co.uk/opinion/uk-bri…
It isn't "vaccine nationalism" to compare performance, to compete to succeed swiftly, and to study what works and what doesn't at home and abroad. It's visibly the best way to save lives and beat Covid. inews.co.uk/opinion/uk-bri…
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11 Jan
Today my new obsession became "front covers of the Romanian Inspectorate of Frontier Police's very own magazine". It's been running for a century so there's a lot of classics to choose from:
I confess I am finding it hard to imagine the UK Border Force doing their own calendar. One for the Home Office to sort out, maybe?
I like the fact that this one they didn't even bother with a headline, just BAM:
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9 Sep 20
Weirdly I don't remember all these pro-EU tweeters swooning on any of the various occasions when the EU broke the law by breaching the very treaties on which it is founded. Maybe I blinked and missed it?
Don't mention Article 125 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the EU, which forbids, er, bailouts of member states.
Or, ahem, the fact that Greece unabashedly cooked its books to cover for the fact it didn't qualify under the convergence criteria to join the Euro, which Brussels ignored for political reasons. How did that turn out, btw?
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15 May 20
This piece by @TomChivers is essential reading on why this might be a sign of lockdown *succeeding* in the community, and why thanks to Simpson's Paradox this trend is "a product of our success, rather than of our failure". unherd.com/2020/05/what-t…
(Not for the first time, things that are true and complicated are harder to explain than those that are incorrect but simple)
Now the government has said R is a key factor in its lockdown alert level, it will need to start talking more about how to handle the fact that R varies - quite a lot - from place to place, and in different settings even in the same place. Which version of R matters, and how?
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31 Oct 19
There's a lot of discussion about how horrible some people are to those in the public eye that they disagree with. It's right to discuss it, and seek to address it, obviously. But it would also be a mistake to forget that most people aren't like that at all, far from it. For eg:
Yesterday I was on the tube, and the chap sat opposite me was looking quite intently. He leaned forward to speak, and I naturally wonder what's about to happen. He was really lovely - a #SkyPapers viewer who wanted to say how much he enjoys the show.
I don't mean that as a humblebrag, he was just someone who felt positively and was kind enough to say it. Lots of people probably wouldn't, out of shyness, or not wanting to bother someone. But it was really nice - I don't get it a lot, and it does make a difference.
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