I beg you, @Twitter, let this man have his account back. We all need it.
https://twitter.com/shelbytalcott/status/1369778981420011520
“Joe Biden is tougher on his dog, who I’m told has done nothing wrong, than he is on the GANGS and DRUGDEALERS at the border. Sad!”
He would’ve tweeted a dozen times about the dog and at least half of them would’ve been bangers.
He would call Biden “President” Biden and we would have six news cycles dedicated to this latest, incalculable threat to the American democracy from which we may never recover.
“Sooo funny to see the Fake News and the Failing New York Times completely ignore how ‘President’ Biden is handling the border. Separations up! Where’s the coverage?”
“‘President’ Biden has been GREAT for coyotes (not the animals!) and drug smugglers and a DISASTER for America!”
Someone would ask him about Biden’s dog and he would be like “listen, that’s a very nasty thing to say about Hunter, but you know what, where is Hunter?”
We will never be allowed to have a funny president ever again. Now we’ll only get mad. Right mad and left mad. But all mad.
Of the 100 funniest things ever said by the POTUS, Trump has easily 90 of them
“Listen, no one is paying attention to Wacky Psaki. You turn on CNN and it’s all Trump Trump Trump. Biden can’t even remember his own name, but nobody cares. A disgrace!”
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