Thread by @anonmochi1

#goyuu

au where yuuji is a window (a person who can see curses but is not a sorcerer). he's actually an assistant for tokyo curse technical college just like ijichi-san. after graduating high school, he immediately got hired, which is great because the school offers

housing, great pay, and a place for his gramps to stay.

usually his errands consists of driving sorcerers to their missions, applying first aid at the site (since he got training), monitoring his assigned ward for curses, and helping everybody else whenever he's free since he's

kinda the unofficial handyman of the college thanks to his resourceful skills he acquired when he lived alone.

in addition to his friendly nature, he's at everybody's beck and call. the other assistants are grateful to have him around since he's so energetic and strong.

lots of students like him too, especially the girls. on days when they get their menstrual period, one would probably find him at a convenience store grabbing pads and chocolate and warm compression packs with haste.

he'll even teach the students basic life skills like cooking.

if yuuji had a cursed technique, they would have mistaken him as a sorcerer with the amount of training he does during his holiday.

one day he finishes driving this cool, blonde-haired guy to ieri-san. he looks pretty battered and bloodied, so yuuji is busy figuring out which

solution would work best to wash out the blood stains until he bumps into someone.

"oh sorry there," he rubs his nose and raises his head to look at the person in front of him. he pauses and stares at the strange man.

he's met a couple of sorcerers, but he's still

relatively new to the job. however, he definitely knows this man in front of him is a sorcerer. he just has this vibe that screams unearthly and able to kick ass. also no normal person would wear a blindfold in broad daylight unless they're performing roleplay or something

kinky like that.

"you must be new," the guy says with full confidence. "i don't recognize you."

"yeah," yuuji nods.

ok, he probably should have studied the book ijichi-san handed him two weeks ago to get familiar with the faces, but he's a lazy ass.

"new kid in town. but if you ever need a ride or something to fix at home," he pulls out his arm to look a bit more reliable. "i'm your guy."

"then get me a sakura blossom cream frappucino."

"..."

it takes a moment for yuuji to register what the man said.

"what?"

"i want a sakura blossom cream frappucino with two extra pumps of sakura milk sauce and an extra helping of pink chocolate from starbucks."

"wow," yuuji blinks. "you don't mess around."

"did i have to repeat that?"

"nah," yuuji grins, accepting the impromptu

challenge. "i just wanna know where i have to send it."

the mysterious man gives him directions, probably a classroom if yuuji recalls correctly and races off to get that sugary, fancy drink.

afterwards, the man calls for him every chance he gets. he learns that

his name is satoru when he drops off the drink with an accomplished gleam in his eyes. besides grabbing whichever sugary concoction satoru is craving, sometimes he asks for yuuji to fix a clogged toilet or replace a lightbulb or be target practice for his students (that

one is probably not in his job description but he's entertained when satoru's students miss him despite being a non sorcerer) or make him bentos, etc. well, he's a jack of all trades so yuuji doesn't mind doing these tasks.

he enjoys satoru's company since he's one of the few

sorcerers who chats with him and gives a slight fuck. he prefers a troublesome guy who needlessly calls for him to drive him to a sushi restaurant than a snobby bastard who looks down on him.

surprisingly many sorcerers are like that for some reason.

he guesses these almost daily calls from satoru are abnormal because one of his colleagues audibly gasp when they catch him dropping off a marble matcha frappucino with a friendly wave. he even gets a head pat for doing a good job.

obviously, yuuji preens under his praise

since he rarely gets such positive reinforcement.

"how did you do that?" his coworker asks him with a stupefied expression.

"do what?"

"talk to him."

yuuji is perplexed and raises an eyebrow. "i just... speak words?"

"he doesn't bully you?"

yuuji squints at the insinuation. "um no?? satoru-san would never???"

another gasp. "you're on a first name basis with him." yuuji swears he hears his colleague wheeze. it's starting to freak him out.

"don't you know who that is?!"

this person is causing a scene. the two

are starting to attract some attention with the other assistants.

"uh yeah," yuuji shrugs his shoulders, "he's just another sorcerer who needs my help sometimes."

yuuji thinks back to all the errand runs he's done for satoru. it feels nice to be depended on.

"JUST ANOTHER SORCERER????" holy heck, this person is practically screaming. "THAT SORCERER IS GOJO SATORU."

they say this like it's important to him, like it should have significance.

"that's great?" yuuji decides he should end the subject.

"oh no look at the time," he fakes looking at his phone. "i forgot ieri-san needed me to pick up some cleaning supplies." he backs away before he causes a bigger commotion.

"gojo satoru," yuuji lightly jogs to the car. well, his light jog is like running 24 km/hr but

there's a reason why he's almost everybody's favorite assistant. "that sounds familiar." he racks his brain but finds nothing.

over time yuuji learns that satoru is the strongest sorcerer in the world, but that barely changes anything in their relationship when

satoru invites him to his home to have hot pot and scrubbing his home squeaky clean so satoru can come home to a welcoming atmosphere (whatever the heck that means, yuuji thinks).

Overall he is pretty much satoru's personal assistant since he monopolizes his time whenever

he gets a chance. ijichi thanks the gods for hiring yuuji because his life is a thousand times easier with his presence. and satoru bothers him less since most of his attention is on the hot and cute assistant who's at his beck and call.

a/n just thinking of poor ijichi who gets bullied so yuuji is his godsend when he becomes the new assistant. poor satoru because he needs to come up with a thousand excuses to have him nearby. yuuji develops a crush on satoru soon. it's the hot gossip among the other assistants.