Me buys new martini glasses, literally breaks one while getting it out of the box. How's your evening going? 
It's always especially cool to get glass fragments on the floor you just hoovered and mopped 😜
Nice though, I think.
Me, casually goes back to drinking out of a Nutella jar, like a normal person.
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