Chainalysis is doing a tremendous job in convincing everyone crypto isn't being used by criminals.
Their "less than 1% of crypto transactions are criminal" claim has been relayed thousands of times in the crypto & mainstream media.
Of course, this claim is weapons-grade bullshit.
First, their numbers are based on "proprietary methodology". You basically need to trust a company 100% focused on crypto that crypto is legit.
Second, when they say that "x% of transfers are criminal", what they actually mean is "we managed to flag x% of transfers as criminal".
Chainalysis doesn't say what total percentage of transfers they manage to classify. So if they flag 1% as criminal but only manage to classify 2% of all transfers, that's really, really bad.
As a point of reference, in 2019 they classified $20B of transfers as "criminal" - ...
and $4B as "merchant payments" (including dark net payments).
So Chainalysis' claim shouldn't be "less than 1% of crypto payments are criminal", but instead "criminal usage of crypto is 5x greater than for payments". This is much more accurate, and also much less reassuring.

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