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18 Mar, 15 tweets, 4 min read
Good evening, everyone.
Lisa Murkowski is definitely going to keep Alaska.
Nothing but respect for MY Majority Leader.
what in gods name have I done
can’t stop won’t stop
just raw sexual energy
Dan Crenshaw makes a great point.
Celebrate the weekend with Speaker Nancy Pelosi!!
Me, too, Hillary. Me, too. #ImStillWithHer

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Wait, we can get suspended for talking about Memphis? Finally, a vacation.
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Fuck it. I’m baking today. Two loaves of bread and a pound cake. Let’s do this shit.
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