I finished the #SnyderCut. It’s terrible. It’s terrible film-making. Boring, incoherent, sullen, flabby, jeopardy free, poe-faced, crap CGI, shit cinematography, baffling fight choreography, and boring. Did I mention how boring it is?
I am a big fan of Cavill as Soops, and GG as WW, but this is arboreal acting – not their fault, the script is charmless and vapid. The zingers don’t zing, the rousing speeches are tiring. Cap does it, Rocket/Ant-Man swoon. Bats does one and worlds beg for Darkseid's sweet release
Falcon and the Winter Soldier is everything that this is not. It’s fun, funny, charming, moving, and cool. It actually builds on the world, and develops the characters, with real world consequences.
#SnyderCut is marginally less fun than the cinema release, but 129 hours longer, so that’s like comparing a punch in the face with a swift knee in the goolies.
Some notes: Slow motion is not a substitute for plot. Sparingly, it’s awesome, but if you use it every 8 minutes it just makes the film slow. Avengers in Ultron did the slo-mo splash panel and we leapt out of our seats. In Justice League I literally began skipping ahead.
Trivial points that highlight the stupid: Aquaman totally reveals Batman’s ID in front of loads of people. Batman does the same for Superman.
No-one knows who Bruce Wayne is. Not even Barry Allen. If Elon Musk turned up at your house, you’d be like ‘Erm, why is Elon Musk in my house?’
Footnote: Elon Musk is less believable than Bruce Wayne.
The biggest dramatic moment is the arrival of the Bat-plane. That’s not drama. NO-ONE CARES.
Also: Batman’s vehicles, all work once, then break. THREE TIMES.
Miles Dyson kills himself for the second time in movie history to prevent something worse, and fails.
Steppenwolf is still badly animated. And his suit did not make me think ‘cool armour’, it made me think ‘that is really impractical, he must really snag things all the time’.
Ooh look it’s J'onn J'onzz. Oh he’s nothing to do with the plot and no-one cares.
BATMAN: FINISHING EACH OTHER’S SENTENCES…
WONDER WOMAN: …IS NOT A SHORTHAND FOR TEAM WORK.
<everyone nods>
Superman is reduced to a LOTR eagle.

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18 Mar
I promised myself that I wasn't going to do it, but I'm going to aren't I. I hate myself. Sigh.
#SnyderCut
Oh god it's so boring already. I miss WandaVision.

And Aquaman totally just revealed Batman's secret identity.
I give up. I'm bored. And why is it 4:3? My eyes aren't 4:3.

I'm going to look at transcripts of the Nuremberg trials. Actually true.
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16 Mar
Huh. @jordanbpeterson guessing that medicine kills more people than it cures, @BretWeinstein claiming that the evidence for coronavirus being human-made is mounting.

The most casual, cursory glance at the evidence would show these are both balls.

But no, grifters gotta grift.
@jordanbpeterson @BretWeinstein Here are some NIH resources on the SARS-CoV-2 genome, which shows concordance with 7 other coronaviruses that were zoonotic in origin
bit.ly/2znh7Yq
@jordanbpeterson @BretWeinstein Here's a study that shows the common ancestor of SARS-CoV-2 and RaGT13, a bat sarbecovirus that diverged in the last 80 years or so
go.nature.com/2OHun1F
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14 Mar
I said something stupid on the @bbcbigquestions this morning. When I mentioned that Mary’s virginity was a medieval invention, I was actually thinking of the Immaculate Conception. Mary’s perpetual virginity was much earlier, 3rdC onwards (though not Biblical). @NickyAACampbell
I was trying to be clever and as a result was actually stoopid and wrong. Mary’s virginity is stated in Matthew and Luke, but it is later that the doctrine emerges that she is a virgin before during and after the birth of Christ.
The Immaculate Conception of course is a totally different idea, that Mary herself was conceived free from Original Sin. That is a medieval dogma, but totally distinct from her perpetual virginity. Thanks to @Cal_Thinks for calling me out.
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12 Mar
This is not even a contestable fact. It’s demonstrably true. Human classification sits at the roots of the emergence of science in the 18th C, and in all cases it was both hierarchical and in service of the political ideology of European expansion, colonialism and subjugation.
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7 Mar
I’ll tell you something that is not a social construct. Fondue.

Pray for us.
Update
I don’t feel good. Is fondue even food? My tongue, why can I feel my tongue
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7 Mar
Science is a social construct.

Science is a way of knowing, employing a set of methods that are agreed and performed by people. Science does not exist outside of this framework, even with eloquent flourish.

Ergo, science is a social construct.
The idea of social constructs has for some become synonymous with postmodern, or Frankfurt School bullshittery. I am unsure if RD is doing this here, but it’s unfortunate. Time, money, race are all social constructs, which are all important *because* they are socially constructed
Science is a way of knowing, and it is not possible to have a way of knowing without a human mind. Science only exists as a social construct.
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