1. Zimbabwe’s President @edmnangagwa has turned Parliament into ZANU PF’s mini-Central Committee after facilitating the dubious expulsion of 48 MDC Alliance MPs from Parliament. While ZANU PF already had numerical advantage, the MDC Alliance MPs were providing critical scrutiny.
2. The @BitiTendai chaired Public Accounts Committee (PAC) was investigating corruption involving cartels linked to the regime and politically exposed persons. It had previously exposed corruption in another public program, Command Agriculture. Now it’s silenced.
3. Mnangagwa’s plan is to raze the only serious opposition party to the ground. This includes expelling its MPs from parliament, withdrawing deservedly earned public funding from the opposition party & diverting it to its lackeys while systematically harassing its leaders.
4. When he eventually calls for by-elections, they will be all over the country, stretching the opposition’s capacity at time when he has starved it of resources. He will want to rig those by-elections so that he can pronounce a “rout” of the MDC Alliance not long before 2023.
5. That’s why the MDC Alliance must plan ahead & not wait for events to unfold. If by-elections come as they ought to, they will be a mini-general election with the majority of seats in MDC strongholds. The urgency of mobilising resources cannot be overstated.
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1. It all started in the village. Back in the day the lads ate from the same plate. Picking the meat, the climax, was a hierarchical affair, the eldest first and the rest by age. The eldest could delay to the utter frustration of everyone. But there was nothing you could do.
2. Sometimes the eldest delayed while he surveyed the plate to identify the biggest piece. Sometimes just because he wanted to delay. Power is a dangerous thing when it’s handed to the undeserving. The only qualification for seniority was age. That’s all.
3. One day, a lad who was visiting from the city broke the custom. Just a few morsels of Sadza into the meal he picked the meat ahead of the elder chaps. He swiftly took a bite. It was the biggest. There was pandemonium as the lad was accused of impertinence & other ugly things.
1. It started with SI50/2021 issued on 26 Feb 2021. The decree sought to remove the Chilonga community from their ancestral lands to make way for DenDairy to grow grass for its cows. It promoted heavy resistance such as #boycottdendairy
2. A week later, government issued another decree, SI63A/2021. It changed the purpose of setting aside the land to “establishing an irrigation scheme” but retained the clause forcing the Chilonga community to depart permanently. We covered it in the BSR showing the illegalities.
3. On 16 March Government issued SI72A/2021, this time repealing the initial decree and removing the clause forcing the Chilonga community to depart permanently from their land. This is a big reversal of an unjust and arbitrary policy that disrespected citizens’ rights.
1. The @ReserveBankZIM announced a list of what it called the top 100 beneficiaries of the Forex Auction System for the 1st 8 months. A good move you would think, except it’s incomplete, vague and misleading. Much remains obscure in the bottom part of the list.
2. The so-called top 100 beneficiaries only account for 45% of the total forex that was sold. The bulk of the forex (55%) went to “other companies and individuals”. Who the beneficiaries in this shady category are is as clear as mud. It raises questions.
3. It is disingenuous and deceptive for the central bank to purport to be transparent when its list accounts for a small fraction of the bigger picture. It’s like inviting guests to a dinner party and announcing that the party is over after the starters!
1. First, the positive is that Finance Minister @MthuliNcube has published this government guarantee as required by the Constitution. It’s something that he wasn’t doing until he was taken to court. It’s a good thing that he is now trying to comply.
2. The law requires publication of government loans and guarantees to ensure transparency in the management of public funds. It was terribly disconcerting that the government was refusing to comply with the Constitution. Still, these are baby steps. More needs to be done.
3. A guarantee is what accountants call a contingent liability. If X guarantees repayment of a debt owed by B & B fails to repay, X will be called upon to pay up the debt. X is taking a risk. In this case, the government guaranteed a debt owed by Mbano Hotels to CBZ Bank.
1. Last week I told stories of working during my postgraduate days & promised a 2nd part. I hasten to add that I was in a relatively privileged position. I had a scholarship & got a decent stipend. But extra income was good & I learned a lot from these jobs :-)
2. One day I walked into a departmental shop which was advertising vacancies. It was in Coventry, just a few miles from college. I spoke to the manager & to my surprise I was hired. I would start the next day and work on the shop floor as a shop assistant!
3. I had always been the customer all my life. Now I was on the other side & it was a revelation. The job was a demonstration of how the movement of time is relative to the amount of work! On busy days, time passed very quickly. But on quiet days, it seemed like an eternity.
1. The regime apparatchiks are not happy that their chief ghost was disqualified by Twitter. Believe you me, they are working very hard to get one back. They can use their coercive power of arrest or they can counter with reports to Twitter saying X is spreading fake news.
2. The rain in recent weeks has caused a problem of rats & mice in my area. Other villagers hired chaps to help. But I’m an original villager so I resorted to a traditional method: chikirimbani! And boy has it been effective!😅
3. Chikirimbani works by enticing the mouse to the trap. I use peanuts (they call them monkey nuts in the shops!). I can’t waste cheese. The mouse thinks it’s a great meal. And boom! Before it knows what’s going on. That’s the regime’s strategy. It will throw baits, false stories