Thread by @bomani_jones

what a dork

so lemme tell you an acura story...

in '09, my mom was getting herself a new car, and i talked her into passing her '96 ac 3.2 down to me. was gonna be better than anything i could afford, even if it was old.

one day, i took the 3.2 to the dealer for repairs. now...

they gave me a loaner while they were working on the car. brand new tl. it may as well have been the batmobile to me. i'd never driven a ride that clean ever.

for some reason, the repairs took longer than expected, but were done in a window where i couldn't pick it up that day.

of course, that was a giant lie. i told them i wasn't gonna get off work in time when i'd been off work for an hour and a half. i decided i wanted to stunt. went and picked up the homies and just went places.

in this acura. which was a loaner.

lemme tell ya somethin...i don't know if anyone cares about an acura now, but i was turning *heads*. we went to the burger king on alston in durham. two women got up to go to their cars right before we got up.

they just stood at their car waiting when we walked to the acura.

deadass...pretending to try to get their car door open, which they magically could do when we got in the acura and started the car. it was totally about that acura.

the acura was that ride, man.

rapping about an acura now is like rapping about hanes undershirts.

i couldn't afford to get got.

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