Yeah, I hate Lance. Fuck that guy and the 16 fics I wrote about him falling in love, including the one where he alone can save reality and become Black Paladin. You got me, random anonymous person online. The gig is up.
I don't know who sent me this and I don't care.
Just know that you think about me far more than I do about you.
"Astro when will you write another klance fic?"
When it comes to individual characters, I'm not a Keith or Lance stan - I am a Shiro and Allura stan. I think I've said this close to 500 times since 2016, but here's 501.
I truly will never understand why people who ship klance feel the need to attack klance content creators for not writing in their specific headcanons. This is something I've only encountered in this fandom and frankly, I'm sick of it.
With all the Death Of Archie rumors for Wednesdays Riverdale finale, I'm rereading Life With Archie for the first time since 2014 and.....this came out 2 years before Riverdale. But look! It's RAS!
This also came out before they revamped and Chip Zdarsky reworked Jughead to be ace. But yeah...is this your king?
"The former girl-hater" does not have the silly vibes you thought it did, Archie Comics. Yeesh!
Somehow the stupid look that flashes over Archie's face is the most recognizable. His red hair a mess, the flannel tight over his biceps, and jeans VERY TIGHT. Archie Andrews looks like he just rolled out of a Hallmark movie about a small town hot dad trying to save a christmas.
Jughead doesn't get a chance to get a word out before Archie is across the parking lot and wraps Jughead in the tightest hug, he swears he feels his back crack.
"Daddy! Don't hug strangers!"
"It's alright, Freddie. Jughead isn't a stranger," Archie laughs, pulling away to show off Jughead like he's some sort of trophy. "He's Daddy's best friend."
The girl named Freddie's nose scrunches, her eyes narrowing as she looks Jughead up and down. It's kinda intimidating.
You know how people do like "a thread what's happening in BLANK" for natural disasters? We should do that for fandom dramas but across all fandoms. Even ones you have no contexts for.
"A thread of what's happening in the Seasame Street fandom: we don't like the fairy muppet."
"A thread of what's happening in the IKEA fandom: the billy bookcase said fuck and fans are freaking out."
Saw a few folks doing it! It's already 2021 in New York, but here's a list of fics I wrote in 2020. Let me know your favorites, and if there's any you didn't like then SHUSH.
Happy New Year! Here's New Year’s Klance thread where Lance has a plane to get a kiss at midnight, and Keith is just trying to keep his crush on Lance a secret until he dies. ❤️✨💙
The thing about Lance that people underestimate and that while he’s known as Loverboy Lance across the universe (thank you, Voltron Show!), he’s never been able to complete his favorite New Year’s tradition.
Sure, he’s don a glitzy outfit, reflect on the past and ponder future resolutions. He’s popped champagne and thrown confetti (usually at one of his siblings, and it ended in a confetti war.) All were fun, but none were his favorite.