Barchie book night 🥺 
Barchie lives in an apartment in NYC with a bunch of old gays and honestly I love that for them!
Archie you're so fucking stupid in every universe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Barchie book is so much better. It's so funny 🤣
Why didn't we get Archie getting hit with tomatoes in Riverdale? I demand justice for flop musican Archie!
This is so cute!
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JARCHIE RISE!
Its so weird to read these parallel stories where Barchie is just such a stronger, better, healthier couple? Wild.
Even the friendship is better written. Sigh...Barchie is just better, gang.
The Law of Equivalent Exchange Comes To Riverdale
FINALLY! Let's kill this doofus
This is so overdramatic it makes me want to bully someone
Photos are Barchies thing 🥺
BERONICA SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!
Archie bones so Beronica can rise!
Sapphics!
Wait....I actually think they DO get together after Archie dies?
....Riverdale, it's your chance!
....Riverdale, it's your chance!
Anyway I would read post-Archie death widowed Beronica falling in love and realizing them fighting over Archie was a ruse for them to avoid their feelings and Jughead is their ace, platonic best bud and they live in domestic happiness together co-parenting kids.
Thats it for Life (and Death) of Archie!
Takeaways:
- Barchie has a much better story. Something about their friendship feels real in their marriage.
- Varchie vs Hiram is the same in every reality, but it must be working for someone.
- Jughead is an ace biromantic king!
Takeaways:
- Barchie has a much better story. Something about their friendship feels real in their marriage.
- Varchie vs Hiram is the same in every reality, but it must be working for someone.
- Jughead is an ace biromantic king!
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