This week, Volkswagen taught us how not to do an April Fool’s Day joke.
It also provided us a lesson in just how difficult it is to emulate Elon Musk trib.al/VRBiCHj
Here’s the lowdown if you haven’t heard:
⚡️VW’s U.S. arm claimed it was changing its corporate name to “Voltswagen”
⚡️Denied it was an April Fools’ Day joke
⚡️Then admitted that it actually was an April Fools gone wrong
VW has been riding a wave of investor excitement about its electric cars.
Thanks in part to some clever marketing, it seemed to have cracked Elon Musk’s knack for share-price boosting publicity. VW preference shares are close to a six-year high trib.al/VRBiCHj
News of the supposed name change helped VW’s U.S. depositary receipts — the ones favored by retail investors — to climb as much as 12.5% on Tuesday.
That’s where this cringeworthy incident goes from being a bad joke to something potentially more serious trib.al/VRBiCHj
VW’s gaffe is unlikely to be seen as an attempt to manipulate the stock market, but it’s a reminder that we now live in the meme-stock age where even bad jokes can add or subtract billions of dollars in market value.
In an era of fake news, the lighthearted April Fools’ Day tradition of companies spinning tall tales has lost its charm.
Reporters from trusted outlets such as the Associated Press are furious at having been lied to by VW and made to look foolish trib.al/VRBiCHj
It’s easy to say VW should just focus on building cars and leave the jokes to people who are actually funny.
With an ambitious and convincing electric-vehicle plan, it may soon leapfrog Tesla to become the world’s largest battery-vehicle manufacturer trib.al/VRBiCHj
But being ploddingly German is an impediment in today’s stock market.
Elon Musk’s counterculture savvy and feisty irreverence has made him a hero for Redditors.
It would be self-defeating if VW didn’t try to be a bit “cooler” trib.al/VRBiCHj
Tesla has weaponized its share price to raise billions of dollars, which pays for new factories and products.
VW must fund its investments via the cash it generates. Even after this year’s run, its share price is less than 10x the value of its earnings trib.al/VRBiCHj
There’s also a double-standard in play. We expect VW to be reliable, while Tesla gets to be quirky.
For example, Musk recently appointed himself Technoking and his chief financial officer Master of Coin.
Following pandemic news too closely can be an emotional roller coaster, with dire public health warnings immediately followed by hopeful new studies.
Here’s a hopeful new study: Vaccines sharply cut all Covid-19 infections — not just symptoms trib.al/O7A3VUE
The new data were collected from 4,000 people who were vaccinated with the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines between December 2020 and March 2021. The group was made up of:
👩🏽⚕️Health care workers
🚑First responders
🥡Delivery workers
👨🏼🏫Teachers trib.al/O7A3VUE
The participants were asked not only to monitor symptoms but also to test themselves weekly.
The study authors concluded the vaccines caused a 90% reduction in all infections. If people aren’t getting infected, they can’t transmit the virus to others trib.al/O7A3VUE
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit has published a notice “to encourage the use of typefaces that are easier to read and to discourage use of Garamond.”
To be fair on the judges, when a big part of your job involves reviewing deadly dull legal briefs, readability matters.
Yet we can’t help but wonder, in all seriousness, whether the court might be making a mistake bloom.bg/3fwGsSv
The D.C. Circuit is worried that use of a narrow font like Garamond allows lawyers to squeeze extra text into mandated page limits. But the font has other virtues:
🖋Elegant
👓High legibility
📄Ideal for reading material that includes continuous text bloom.bg/3fwGsSv
It’s taken a year of pandemic but one of the world’s biggest banks has finally acknowledged the huge toll that working remotely is taking on its staff.
Citigroup CEO Jane Fraser wants to ease Zoom fatigue and go back to regular working hours trib.al/DmWj1wd
In a long memo to Citi’s workers, Fraser laid out three measures to immediately relieve the pressure:
💻Limiting video calls on Fridays to clients only
📲Scheduling business calls at normal work hours
🌴Encouraging people to take vacations trib.al/DmWj1wd
Citi will also create a company-wide day of rest — May 28 — the “Citi Reset Day.”
That kind of initiative can feel a little gimmicky sometimes, but if it’s tied to genuine improvements to the working week, then what’s the harm? trib.al/DmWj1wd
#EqualPayDay illustrates how far into the new year women would have to work to make as much as men did the previous year.
But women come in a variety of races, ethnicities, marital statuses, education levels and more, all of which intersect bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
Most commonly, “women” is assumed to be synonymous with White women.
All too often, @RhondaVSharpe finds herself participating in programs and gatherings dedicated to “women and minorities,” as if the former were only White and the latter weren’t women bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
Many people want to get rid of daylight savings — for good reason. But @andreaskluth wants to take things a step further: Let’s get rid of time zones altogether.
It’s a radical proposition, but let’s hear him out trib.al/rUCaREo
To see how arbitrary time zones are, let’s go on a jaunt through history.
For most of human evolution, we rose with the sun and then got drowsy at dusk, before sleeping soundly exactly when we should trib.al/rUCaREo
☀️In the mid-19th century, local time was still based on a sundial.
But railroads started carrying folks around and telegraphs magically connected them across continents. People needed standardized schedules to catch a train or get a message trib.al/rUCaREo