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@gathara

Jun 14

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Nearly set to return to the Dank Continent, retracing the steps of African explorers who awakened our collective conscience to the plight of primitive Caucasian tribal societies abandoned as global power shifts, and sadly regressing into war, isolation and whitewing extremism.

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My first stop will be in Bonn, a relatively safe town of 300,000 people where up to 20 United Nations institutions have been established to combat the dire humanitarian situation. Bonn is controlled by a moderate tribal coalition that has managed to secure a semblance of peace.

It has long been rumoured that a great river - known to native tribes as the Rhine - flows through Bonn, but, to my knowledge, no African explorer has actually discovered it. Maybe this expedition will finally confirm the river's existence and give Germans a proper name for it.

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@gathara

Nov 13, 2023

Have arrived in London, teeming, crime-infested capital of the corrupt flavour-starved island kingdom of Great Britain, on a dangerous expedition to seek out the local banker warlords who run the city and have turned it into one of the largest money laundering hubs in the world.

Made it past the airport checkpoint set up by a militia loyal to the pro-genocide regime of billionaire strongman, Rishi Sunak. It gets dark before 5pm but got a lift from an expatriate couple into a relatively safe part of the city, far from the sewage-ridden Gulu river.

There is palpable tension in the city following the ouster of powerful extremist hardline interior minister, Suella Braverman, a tribal ally of Sunak, who had begun a clampdown on dissent following weeks of unrest over the whitewing regime's controversial pro-genocide policy.

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gathara

@gathara

Jul 21, 2023

It is incomprehensible to me that someone is "arrested", denied all the rights due to him under the constitution, taken to court after expiry of the constitutional deadline to do so, and the chief magistrate adds another day of detention to determine bail.
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It is in this manner that the courts undermine the constitution they are meant to uphold. Cops are still routinely allowed to charge with insufficient evidence, then jail people for up to two weeks as they look for it, a clear rubbishing of the presumption of innocence.

And the courts have erased the constitutional right to bail, especially for the poor, by setting bail terms at levels most cannot afford. It is outrageous that over half the people crowding jails have been convicted of no crime and most are there despite having been awarded bail.

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gathara

@gathara

Jul 1, 2023

Mounting expedition to reach flavour-starved UK where millions survive only on boiled food. If I make it past the airport checkpoints, I hope to meet the brave African expatriates helping the country emerge from international isolation, and find inspiring local stories of hope.

I hope the Sunak regime will let me bring in humanitarian dental and flavour supplies donated by well-wishers shocked by graphic images of malnourished Britons with distended potbellies and rotting teeth whose bland diet appears to have impacted motor skills when music is played.

I am told by local fixers that the situation has worsened considerably for the native Atlantic Islander tribes with many in the oil-rich northern tribal areas demanding independence and challenging the kleptocratic rule of King Charles III from the feared minority German tribe.

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@gathara

Feb 19, 2023

#BREAKING Somalia President, Hassan Sheikh Mohamud, urges AU to do more to aid troubled US where Shite Christianist insurgents are imposing traditional gun worship, with average of 3 ritual mass shootings every 2 days, including in schools where they are deemed a rite of passage.

#BREAKING Over 50 people die from guns every day in the violence-racked, oil-rich, banana-exporting republic, where inept, corrupt, internationally recognised Joe Biden regime has failed to implement civilian disarmament program, with few trusting brutal police to protect them.

#BREAKING Extremist ex-UK ruler, Liz Truss, whose regime was ousted by Lettuce Revolution following state-sponsored suicide bombing of the flavour-starved island's economy, blasts "totalitarian" China during visit to Tokyo to cement Britain's place in Japan's sphere of influence.

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