Inveterate complainer, armchair activist, keyboard warrior, cartoonist, writer, columnist. Snr Editor for Inclusive Storytelling at The New Humanitarian.
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Jun 14 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Nearly set to return to the Dank Continent, retracing the steps of African explorers who awakened our collective conscience to the plight of primitive Caucasian tribal societies abandoned as global power shifts, and sadly regressing into war, isolation and whitewing extremism.
My first stop will be in Bonn, a relatively safe town of 300,000 people where up to 20 United Nations institutions have been established to combat the dire humanitarian situation. Bonn is controlled by a moderate tribal coalition that has managed to secure a semblance of peace.
Nov 26, 2023 • 192 tweets • 29 min read
#BREAKING Fears of violence in ethnically-divided, gun-strewn, Far Northwestern nation of US as millions of migrant workers head home for Caucasian New Year, putting pressure on dilapidated transport systems in one of the world's most Highly Indebeted Poorly-governed Countries.
#BREAKING Anger has been growing in the troubled, oil-rich nation, once considered the best hope for democracy in the Caucasian world, as many blame regime of aging ruler, Joe Biden, for neglecting local needs and instead using mineral wealth to subsidize genocides abroad.
Nov 13, 2023 • 17 tweets • 3 min read
Have arrived in London, teeming, crime-infested capital of the corrupt flavour-starved island kingdom of Great Britain, on a dangerous expedition to seek out the local banker warlords who run the city and have turned it into one of the largest money laundering hubs in the world.
Made it past the airport checkpoint set up by a militia loyal to the pro-genocide regime of billionaire strongman, Rishi Sunak. It gets dark before 5pm but got a lift from an expatriate couple into a relatively safe part of the city, far from the sewage-ridden Gulu river.
Jul 21, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
It is incomprehensible to me that someone is "arrested", denied all the rights due to him under the constitution, taken to court after expiry of the constitutional deadline to do so, and the chief magistrate adds another day of detention to determine bail. nation.africa/kenya/news/pol…
It is in this manner that the courts undermine the constitution they are meant to uphold. Cops are still routinely allowed to charge with insufficient evidence, then jail people for up to two weeks as they look for it, a clear rubbishing of the presumption of innocence.
Jul 1, 2023 • 47 tweets • 9 min read
Mounting expedition to reach flavour-starved UK where millions survive only on boiled food. If I make it past the airport checkpoints, I hope to meet the brave African expatriates helping the country emerge from international isolation, and find inspiring local stories of hope.
I hope the Sunak regime will let me bring in humanitarian dental and flavour supplies donated by well-wishers shocked by graphic images of malnourished Britons with distended potbellies and rotting teeth whose bland diet appears to have impacted motor skills when music is played.
Feb 19, 2023 • 86 tweets • 30 min read
#BREAKING Somalia President, Hassan Sheikh Mohamud, urges AU to do more to aid troubled US where Shite Christianist insurgents are imposing traditional gun worship, with average of 3 ritual mass shootings every 2 days, including in schools where they are deemed a rite of passage.
#BREAKING Over 50 people die from guns every day in the violence-racked, oil-rich, banana-exporting republic, where inept, corrupt, internationally recognised Joe Biden regime has failed to implement civilian disarmament program, with few trusting brutal police to protect them.
One year in remand. That's someone who has been jailed for a year without being convicted of a crime despite the constitution guaranteeing a right to bail. And the magistrate clearly does not think that is a massive injustice. This is how the judiciary shits on the constitution.
Nearly half of the people in our overcrowded jails are there on remand. 90% of them have actually been granted bail but courts set it so high they cannot pay. On average, 5 million Kenyans (1 in 10) are arrested every year by the colonial carceral system. theelephant.info/features/2020/…
Sep 20, 2022 • 235 tweets • >60 min read
#BREAKING Newly UK autocrat, Liz Truss, to appeal to UN General Assembly to fix energy crisis affecting the oil-rich, poorly-governed first world island nation, as well as to intervene to stop tribal war in Ukraine and to defend freedom and democracy around the Caucasian world.
#BREAKING KSh30 billion "Feeding our Future" scam rocks corrupt banana-exporting US republic, which has been plagued by political violence, attempted coup, disease and hunger amid worsening drought, with gerontocratic whitewing regimes overseeing plummeting living standards.
Sep 15, 2022 • 218 tweets • >60 min read
#BREAKING Thousands of hungry Britons, many of who have been surviving on boiled food in drought-ravaged, disease-ridden, flavour-starved UK, forced to queue for hours to show respect for dead monarch with state media airing propaganda reports about the people's joy at doing so.
#BREAKING As state TV in reclusive UK airs blanket coverage of tearful soldiers and civilians lining up to view coffin of fallen monarch, the emotion may seem exaggerated to foreigners, but UK experts say the kingdom “is a closed country where state propaganda is all-pervasive.”
"Deep in the land England, in the Palace of Buckingham, the White Lord Sauron forged a master rule, and into this rule he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to colonize all life.
One by one, the free lands of Earth fell to the power of the Rule".
Sep 6, 2022 • 184 tweets • 64 min read
#BREAKING Ailing, corrupt, nonagenarian UK Queen Elizabeth II, who has ruled the reclusive, flavour-starved, tribally-divided kingdom for 7 decades, vastly enriching herself and her family, appoints new autocrat, Liz Truss, to replace defenestrated strongman, Boris Johnson.
#BREAKING Truss is a member of whitewing, xenophobic, anti-flavour ultranationalist ruling party, and hails from hard-boiled, dentally-challenged English tribe which dominates political life on the inhospitable archipelago and traditionally despises flavour and modern cooking.
Sep 5, 2022 • 175 tweets • 61 min read
#BREAKING As Caucasian Spring pro-democracy uprising spreads instability across disease-ravaged and drought-ridden Middle North and North America, protests break out in Prague, capital of sub-Scandinavian European Czech republic, with tens of thousands marching to demand change.
#BREAKING Ailing, corrupt, nonagenarian UK Queen Elizabeth II, who has ruled the reclusive, flavour-starved, tribally-divided kingdom for 7 decades, vastly enriching herself and her family, appoints new autocrat, Liz Truss, to replace defenestrated strongman, Boris Johnson.
Sep 2, 2022 • 165 tweets • 57 min read
#BREAKING Not every member of whitewing opposition Republican party, "not even a majority", is an anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist, rails aging US ruler, Joe Biden, in populist campaign speech, condemning fact that "not every Republican embraces their extreme ideology".
#BREAKING Ethnic tensions rise in reclusive, oil-rich, tribally-divided, flavour-starved island kingdom of Britain as whitewing ruling party members elect country's next authoritarian ruler, with nearly 200,000 voting since August to defenestrate current strongman Boris Johnson.
Sep 1, 2022 • 146 tweets • 51 min read
#BREAKING AU envoys urge calm in US as 18-month crackdown on political opponents by Joe Biden regime, which initially targeted Shite Christianist anti-math militants involved in abortive Jan 6 "Day of Pigs" coup, widens to include far-white cult leader, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.
#BREAKING AU statement comes as unpopular regime head, Biden, who came to power following violent, disputed presidential poll and failed coup attempt by Shite Christianist insurgents in control of much of the rural countryside, plans speech on "battle for the Soul of the Nation".
Aug 24, 2022 • 129 tweets • 45 min read
#BREAKING Corrupt whitewing ex-ruler of mineral-rich, disease-ravaged, Far Southeastern penal colony of Australia, one of world's worst abusers of indigenous people, Scott Morrison, condemned for secretly concentrating power in himself during tenure which saw deaths of thousands.
#BREAKING African envoys voice concerns over state of democracy and press freedom in Far Northern nation of Finland following recent troubling events including persecution of female PM for dancing, and prosecution of 3 journalists for revealing government secrets in newspaper.
Aug 15, 2022 • 103 tweets • 36 min read
#BREAKING As world waits for outcome of closely fought Kenyan election, outgoing President Uhuru Kenyatta says poll is a lesson for troubled Caucasian block, where widespread disease and drought have sparked political unrest, that elections need not mean violence, death or coups.
#BREAKING In talks with US Foreign Minister, Antony Blinken, who spoke on behalf of ailing, geriatric ruler of the first world gerontocracy, Joe Biden, Kenyatta stressed importance of November elections for regional stability, urging Americans to stay calm and maintain peace.
Jul 12, 2022 • 123 tweets • 43 min read
#BREAKING AU envoys condemn decree by central committee of ruling party in corrupt, unstable, disease-ridden UK, that will keep strongman Boris Johnson in power for two weeks as head of transitional government despite popular demand for the blood-soaked authoritarian ruler to go.
#BREAKING Pro-democracy activists on the reclusive, flavour-starved, oil-rich archipelago, who want the corrupt whitewing strongman to leave office now, call on international community to pressure kleptocratic de facto supreme ruler, Crown Prince Charles, to act and push him out.
Jul 8, 2022 • 127 tweets • 44 min read
#BREAKING Vicious tribal power struggle breaks out in ruling whitewing party in unstable, sexually-repressed UK, with MPs from small marginalized tribes, who led coup that felled strongman Boris Johnson's regime, bidding to replace him at head of Transitional National Government.
#BREAKING AU envoys issue statement expressing solidarity with British people as the inhospitable, disease-ridden archipelago faces political uncertainty, and demanding politicians respect the will of the people and avoid reckless statements that could lead to tribal violence.
