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4 Apr, 4 tweets, 1 min read
When the waste water pipe from the toilet to the sewer broke he replaced it with a gas meter.
I guess we had a clue cuz he didn’t clean carpets between tenants but just laid another second-hand one on top of the old ones.

Walking in the living room was like crossing a bouncy castle.
The gas meter was fitted by his “plumber” who was also his “electrician” and his “carpet fitter”.
He insisted we have dinner at a restaurant at the end of the contract. Stupidly we thought it was his treat.

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Usual evidence-free claim from Home Office.

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RT🔒 HMRC: 13% over 3 years. HMRC staff have no contractual increments so people have been stuck at the bottom of the pay scale for 11 years +
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