Moxie Cola hasn't tweeted since New Year's Eve at the end of 2019
Also Coke owns Moxie now? Huh.
Wikipedia is contradicting my belief that Moxie counts as a "cola," as it makes no mention of kola nut content
Losing confidence in the gag but gaining a powerful thirst for a bracing MOXIE® elixir

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LOL you're so lazy you didn't even check that there was already a racist organization called FAIR
They tacked on Andrew Sullivan after taking that screenshot I guess Image
Check out our new group, Voices Directed Against Racism Everywhere
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Love to read a thread well grounded in historical accuracy about the category of Journalism
One super valuable way to set up a structural complaint about something is by being as inaccurate and pejorative as you can be about people’s motives as they operate within the structure Image
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Anyway right-wingers interested in decoding what Michael Powell was or wasn't trying to do with the story should look at who among the central characters get to have their class status considered throughout the piece and who gets their class set aside in favor of their race
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