Très forte attaque = Oh mon dieu on a plus que 3 utilisateurs

Venue de l’étranger = Chef on a trouvé une IP venant de Belgique dans les logs

#TraduisonsLes
Vous avez juste une infrastructure qui ne tient pas la charge. Encore une fois. Tous les parents de France font travailler leurs enfants en ce retour de week-end prolongé, ce qui a probablement provoqué la surcharge des serveurs...
On va commencer par un cours de sport. Commence à courir je te rattrape
Sinon le #cned, Cloudfare ca existe...
Cloudflare 😬

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