🚨OMG THEY MADE A REAL LIGHTSABER Y'ALL WHAT THE FUCK
they'll release photos and videos of it shortly im SURE BUT THEY MADE A REAL ASS FUCKING LIGHTSABER AND NO I CANNOT BREAK THAT NEWS WITHOUT SWEARING
I just attended a virtual press conference and Josh D'Amaro had a lightsaber and it worked like a LIGHTSABER not a "im carrying around this long stick" lightsaber like a FUCKING LIGHTSABER LIGHTSABER
the reason we can't show you the lightsaber because we were instructed to not share any screen caps or recordings of this press conference!!! it happened VERY FAST!
I assure you we're dying to share, I have never experienced seeing a new product while in my house and am LOST
Here's how it went down:
Josh D'Amaro was saying his goodbyes, ending with "...and you never know what we're going to come up with next".
He then *zhooped* a lightsaber out of this little box (like a hilt but much wider), adding: "It's real." 💀💀💀
instagram is down and I cannot scream into my phone and I dont know what to do