Boris isn't going to Northern Ireland because if he does, the Tory press will have to front page it properly.
As long as he just mumbles about it from afar, they can shove it on page seven or similar.
As usual, Boris is doing what's best for Boris not the country.
As long as he just mumbles about it from afar, they can shove it on page seven or similar.
As usual, Boris is doing what's best for Boris not the country.
And anyone who expects Boris to do anything other than what's best for himself needs their head examined.
The only way Boris will ever give Northern Ireland serious attention is if the whole province suddenly grows tits and starts offering IT lessons.
The only way Boris will ever give Northern Ireland serious attention is if the whole province suddenly grows tits and starts offering IT lessons.
Indeed I'm legit surprised The Sun hasn't run a "BAPS OUT FOR BORIS" campaign yet
"Girls! Our PM has had a tough time of it lately! But no one can deny he's done a number on Chinese COVID. Now The Sun is offering YOU the opportunity to give our COVID Churchill a little treat..."
"Girls! Our PM has had a tough time of it lately! But no one can deny he's done a number on Chinese COVID. Now The Sun is offering YOU the opportunity to give our COVID Churchill a little treat..."
Remember that Boris Johnson operates on the Trumpian Fealty Model:
If you don't vote for him, or offer him unquestioning loyalty, you don't deserve his love.
It's why the Cabinet is full of non-entities, and why he'll fiddle with IT Instructors while Northern Ireland burns.
If you don't vote for him, or offer him unquestioning loyalty, you don't deserve his love.
It's why the Cabinet is full of non-entities, and why he'll fiddle with IT Instructors while Northern Ireland burns.
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