excited for someone to interpret the met gala american fashion theme with a juicy sweatsuit and i'm actually not joking
what could be more tres americain
back in the day i wrote about the history of butts that say juicy in crystals newyorker.com/culture/on-and…
the line that i will never forget from the juicy founders' memoir: "“If you think they look like baby clothes, they are the right size.”

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i simply cannot get enough!!!
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how had i never heard this
also the fart coat
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it's been on the market for like almost a year and i have to wonder why but perhaps it is because it absoLUTELY feels haunted by a tragic 1970s socialite
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