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Gallifreyan Jedi

14 Apr, 9 tweets, 1 min read

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN TRUMP AND BIDEN: A THREAD

Donald Trump directed ICE to cage literal children in concentration camp conditions, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump responded to the pandemic by telking everyone to relax and spending most of his efforts keeping corporations in business and schools open, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump babbles incoherently, bordering on senility, and routinely spews word salad from his ridiculous gob that makes no sense whatsoever, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump opposed minimum wage increase, student debt cancellation, medicare for all, free public college, and the green new deal, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump supported murderous police during massive uprisings against brutality, calling protestors "terrorists" and proposing to increase police budgets even further, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump used eminent domain to seize private homes along the southern border to clear the way for construction of a dumbass wall, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump is credibly accused of sexual harassment, sexual assault, and rape, and appears multiole times on camera touching minors inappropriately, while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump enriched the military industrial complex while letting working people languish on a paltry handout he had the actual balls to refer to as a "stimulus" while Joe Biden... wait hang on

Donald Trump is named "Donald Trump" while Joe Biden is named "Joe Biden" which is a clear distinction that should give serious pause to the doomers and purity trolls, goodnight 🖐🎤🔥💅

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