“I told my son not to eat from a tree in our yard today. He did anyway. I’ve now kicked him out of my yard for disobeying.
From now on, every child descending from him will be tainted with his same guilt, despite being unborn at the time of his disobedience.
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From now on, every child descending from him will be tainted with his same guilt, despite being unborn at the time of his disobedience.
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This genetic guilt will pass to subsequent generations through unexplainable supernatural means so that no one can question it.
Actually, now that I think about it, I’ll take one of my other children who haven’t disobeyed me, and I’ll murder them...
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Actually, now that I think about it, I’ll take one of my other children who haven’t disobeyed me, and I’ll murder them...
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...that way I can accept my son and his descendants again once my anger is appeased. If - and only if - his descendants believe in my blood-thirsty, anger-appeasing sacrifice, would I allow them back on my property.”
- Yours Lovingly, Yahweh
What a father!
- Yours Lovingly, Yahweh
What a father!
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