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20 Apr, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Epic chat earlier with old classmate. Was in marathi so translating.

Him: It does not look good for a professor to use such cheap profanity for the former and future CM
Me: Profanity?
Him: Fadvya
Me: In what dictionary is it profanity. You've called me Sabnya many times. 🤔
Him: You know what I mean
Me: No 🤓🤓. please explain. Sabnis can be Sabnya. Why can't Fadnavis be Fadvya?
Him: You know why.
Me: Ohh. Haww! You have such a dirty mind that you made a leap just because of rhyming. Given his CMship, I can see why
Him: Fuck you
Me: Profanity! 😲
Fadvya fanbois from my past life have been crawling out of the woodwork in the last few weeks. All tech or fin bros who have a boner for him just because he is a fellow brahmin. Always starts with "I was forwarded this tweet". Not even hi hello long time etc. Direct fascism.
We can start a marathi cartoon show called Fadvya aani Champa. 😏
You can see these fanbois were just acquaintances and never friends cos no friend of mine is ever going to try "does not look good, what will people say?" on me. 🤣🤣

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21 Apr
Reminds me of the outrage in US conservative circles about Guantanamo detainees getting "universal healthcare at taxpayer dime". When we incarcerate people, everything, by definition, is on taxpayer dime. Even vaccines. They're not getting anything at the cost of your parents.
If you really think that prisoners anywhere, especially in India, are getting preferential treatment, then absolutely, by all means, have your mummy and daddy start a life of crime and test that hypothesis.
No democracy is as harsh on prisoners as India is. Even the US, a champion of jailing and harassing people, doesn't come close.
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21 Apr
Because it's a government run by a bunch of iit/iim/ias bros who were beguiled by american conservative blogs early (I was once one of them) and think that the mythical "market" is the answer to everything. While the American holy cows themselves get free socialized mRNA vax.
If you still think that "less government" is the answer to healthcare problems... Not just "involve more private players with aligned incentives'... That is cool... But if you're still "less government" after all this, you really need to introspect.

Not only is the vaccine free in the US, it is free regardless of immigration or health insurance status. So even undocumented immigrants can get it (I know a few in NYC who have) free. And tourists! I know some ₹₹₹ Dallyvich folks who flew to the US just for the vaccine! Image
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20 Apr
I believe the best education is non-profit education. I'm not saying for-profit education shouldn't exist. I'm just saying it's not going to be the best education.
With that in mind, I'm very wary of the quality of education entities & brands who sponsor pro sports teams.
The moment I saw the name byju's on the indian team's jersey, I knew I was never ever going to work with that company in any way even for research or anything. If you are sponsoring the indian team, you're a business. Good for you. But not my game.
Similarly, every time I see the Unacademy logo during this IPL, I'm like, okay, not gonna touch this with a ten foot pole. And tell people who ask to stay away.
Online education is the new get-rich-quick scheme, eh?
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20 Apr
Fascists are getting upset at me for saying I have no empathy for fascists even if they die from covid, in the process, self-identifying as fascists. 🤣🤣
I'm actually disabling my filters so I can see all these fascists foaming at their mouths before blocking them. 🤣🤣
How unimaginative do you have to be to think that threatening to make fun of a loss is an actual threat? Fascists aren't just bad at governing. They are bad at basic logic, thinking, reality etc.
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20 Apr
Prime Minister Modi's governing philosophy
Haal chaal changa si
Sab kuchh changa si
Kaam nahin hai varna yahaan, aapke aashirwaadon se sab changa si.

Aabohava desh ki bahut saaf si
Kaayda si, kanoon si, "ramrajya" si
Ram jaane koi jeeye ya mare
Aadmi ka khoon-voon sab maaf si

Vaccine nahin hai varna yahaan
Sab changa si
This cartoon was meant for Trump but also works for Modi and his sheep.
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19 Apr
Heard from a friend close to those in power that like DeMon, this timing too was tied to Modi's lifelong US obsession. He timed DeMon with 2016 elections. He timed this with the day Biden announced (weeks ago) all US adults qualify.
Difference is, Modi has left it to the people.
Biden has been thorough, cautious, has never promised too much, and always delivered more than promised, ahead of schedule. He does it built on 50 years of experience and empathy. And preparation that ensures it will happen.

Modi OTOH is like, okay y'all, go get vaccinated 😊!
Just to give you proper context.

Today, April 19, is the day that Pres. Biden has made all US adults eligible for the covid vaccine, even with the J&J issues. Today, when 50% US adults have already received at least one shot. And the US is littered with vaccination sites. Today.
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