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22 Apr, 5 tweets, 1 min read
He put the fucking single piece of wood he bought IN A PLASTIC BAG THAT DOESN’T EVEN COVER THE PIECE OD WOOD.
Like bro they have like cleaning supplies and a bunch of cool shit at Home Depot you could have at least bought something useful.
Like buy a power tool at least.
I can’t get over the fit of his clothes either. It looks like he’s trying to wear adult clothes for the first time....or he’s wearing women’s cut clothes? Like Michael Scott.
Like, are his jeans super low-rise or?

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22 Apr
See? This is what she does. She constantly couches her anti-meds stance in bullshit like this. Look at all those exclamation points. In fact, you have to be pretttttty carefully with specific supplements when taking SSRIs because they can literally impact their efficacy. Image
Remember - *she* brought up SSRIs to point out why people were exhausted. “Look at all you upper class people on your meds! That’s what’s making you tired!” Image
I’m just ...I refuse to let this shit go because it’s bullshit. She said exactly what she said - the reason upper class people are exhausted is because of low iron, SSRIs, and lack of leafy greens. Not that they’re actually, like, exhausted, it’s just their vitamin levels.
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22 Apr
I see the dainty white socialist is feigning innocence and tweeing her way through people’s mentions claiming her AAVE tweets mocking meds and people in her same profession being exhausted were simply helpful suggestions for tired people.
Anyhoo - DWS can do her “tee-hee who me?” act all she wants but the person who they’re all mocking literally liked my tweet about them working at the same place
She’s a fucking bully and she gets away with it because she plays the innocent dainty lady who’s “just trying to help” while her minions go after literally anyone she talks about. Then, when people start calling her out she deletes all her tweets like it never happened
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21 Apr
Nothing is more fucking infuriating than the Exhaustion Olympics. Not a single person on this planet has a right to say you aren’t exhausted. Literally every person has shit going on in their lives - even if they don’t have children. People without kids are allowed to be tired.
As a person without children, I have never in my life tried to compare my exhaustion to theirs...but you know what has happened? People with kids telling me I don’t know what it’s like to feel tired or busy.
Exhaustion isn’t a competition - it’s just something we all are. It’s a very traumatic time. Of course we’re all exhausted!
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21 Apr
Siri: show me men who hate women - Image
Like good lord dude log them fuck off and go be with your husband. Image
This literally has nothing to do with them and they’re literally just harassing her for funsies.
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21 Apr
If a police officer cannot arrest/someone without murdering them, they shouldn’t be a police officer.
I don’t give a FUCK what the scene was like: if you do not have the ability to mediate the situation and arrest a person without murdering them, you shouldn’t be a cop.

*and yes, I know this means most people should not be a cop.
Here’s the thing - we know cops can apprehend violent murderers. We see it all the time with white men. Hope this helps!
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21 Apr
I have a neighbor - who I call “Loud Bitch” - who takes all her work calls outside on her balcony and I truly wish I had a water balloon launcher.
And listen, I say this as a fellow Loud Bitch™️ - GO THE FUCK INSIDE
It’s not even 9am and she’s out there yelling about something I definitely don’t give a fuck about
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