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23 Apr, 15 tweets, 2 min read
where can i get me one of them “vaccinated af” t-shirts i’ve been seeing on zoom lately
emoji embroidered baseball caps?
💉🧬🚫🦠
sports jerseys with vax maker in all caps and last two digits of your batch number
usa is not on track for herd immunity despite really impressive vaccine distro because too many trumpist holdouts probably just won’t
if only grifters could white label vaccines as prepper products and virility supplements
tbh after the pfizer shots it felt like powerful life force injection like almost pure mana for days but placebo is real
if steve bannon could grift covid vax he would push it
ok so what if vax approval yielded a pay out for IP, and then it’s open sourced and wildly deregulated/decentralized? Grifters and scammers could dupe the antivaxxers into herd immunity for profit. Weirdly enough.
defi is essentially lets go back to era of patent medicine (pre-FDA, pre-SEC, pre-FTC, etc., romanticized pre-regulatory era) but this time with blockchain so once mRNA meets the crypto hustle it’s gonna be lit buckle up for devax (decentralized vaccination)
biocrypto is next the human body will be monetized
we’ve already lost the original referents
crypto will be good for renewable energy they say because soylent green is people
enjoy your laser eyes tho
people will sell their bodies on the blockchain and don’t tell me they won’t
crypto is a religion it’s actually not math

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23 Apr
If you’re a @criteo user (you probably are!) residing anywhere in the world you are entitled to exercise your personal data rights under the GDPR. criteo.com/privacy/your-r…
For the curious nerds, everyone gets data rights because Criteo is based in France. I had rights to my Cambridge Analytica data because it was processed in UK. But you have to reside in the EU to get extra territorial data rights for data that is not processed there.
Nick Clegg is very very worried about the splinternet (data localization) but he does a fine job of arguing it’s nearly arrived. Meanwhile, he’s not urging US and India to simply and urgently adopt GDPR adequacy in light of Schrems II. He’s slow rolling instead. Gotta ask why.
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14 Apr
Feel like GPDR could have used an upper limit of open investigations before algorithmic disgorgement automatically kicks in. Lost count of the open probes into Facebook Ireland a while ago. A failsafe for this colossus scenario.
“DPC now has 15 live investigations into FB’s apps…incl 10 into FB proper, 3 into Instagram and 2 into WhatsApp. 

The Irish data regulator has yet to conclude any of its Facebook probes…” ft.com/content/0bd7fc… via @MsHannahMurphy
Congratulations to FACEBOOK for accruing 15 separate GDPR probes. No other company even comes close.
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7 Apr
Why the Facebook contact uploader vulnerability and subsequent hackbreachleak matters. Phone numbers are the ideal attack surface to force multiply other vulnerabilities. Facebook exposed non-public information and needs to answer for it.
As I learned from today’s Spaces call:
—FB’s contact sync was vulnerable to a malicious attacker who could enumerate phone numbers to harvest FB IDs. This revealed non-public information
—attacker then scraped accounts by FB ID
—API limits woefully inadequate/trivial to cheat
—botnets would enable easy circumvention of throttling of lookups per user per session
—Facebook silently changing user prefs made it confounding to know how your phone number was used; default settings put risks on users
—expect probe of who knew what when as FB deflects & spins
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7 Apr
LIVE: Inside scoop twitter.com/i/spaces/1RDxl…
Wow. @ashk4n reveals that his 2FA phone number which was different from the phone number he associated to his account was leaked in the contact sync vulnerability. Private information was most certainly breached. Facebook must be pushed on its subterfuge, when it knew what when.
Wow. @intdc explains how Facebook silently changing its confusing privacy settings set the stage for this catastrophic leak by making it too difficult to realize the difference between the visibility of your phone number vs. lookup by phone number. Cambridge Analytica déjà vu.
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5 Apr
You can now check @haveibeenpwned to see if your Facebook account data is among the half-billion leaked and circulating. You know that breach that Facebook insists has no responsibility for because it’s an “old” breach. haveibeenpwned.com
FWIW I deactivated my Facebook in 2018 so it was protected from the breach. The only safe account is an inert or deleted account.
CAVEAT: @haveibeenpwned only checks if your email is in leaked data. Most of the Facebook records are uniquely identifiable by phone number, not emails. So unless someone else builds a phone query tool or Facebook notifies folks… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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30 Mar
Proactively managing one’s own health data strikes me as an act of personal interest and liberty. Likewise, private interests are at liberty to impose requirements upon customers as terms and conditions of service. The problem is we don’t enjoy fundamental #DataRights in the USA.
In other words, we might find a digital vaccine record more acceptable if all data collecting entities were legally bound to disclose our data, its processing, sharing, and provide unobstructed revocation of consent. Exists in the EU. Not in the USA. #DataRights
So until the USA establishes fundamental #DataRights similar to the EU, CA, VA, etc., paper vaccine records could minimize digital monetization at least, and help maintain the minimal protections afforded by HIPAA. Without any safeguards tho, concerns of eventual abuse are real.
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