Thread by @AF632

Beer ingredients:

🌱Barley (plant)
🌱Hops (plant)
🌰Yeast (fungus — plant)
💧Water (water, duh)

I'd like to know what kind of "beer" Chuck swills ordinarily that he'd have to specify this one was "plant-based."

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1386490885832159233

I only drink the finest plant-based beer. Meat-based beer is simply too salty for my refined palate.

Oh look, a flock of meat-based turkeys just went through the yard. My meat-based dog barked at them.

I wonder if ol' Chuck wrote that one down on a piece of plant-based paper before he tweeted it out.

Ah, the four pure, basic ingredients used in Chuck Schumer's favorite beer: the heifer-weizen.