The face of a dog who just ate a whole pile of rotisserie chicken but goddammit she can smell more chicken on the table and she might actually die if she doesn’t get more chicken how can I torture her like this I’m a monster and now she’s crying am I happy now
What kind of a psychopath would deny this face [whatever she wants]
Even though she already has a chicken mustache
PUPDATE: She got the rest of the chicken this morning and now she’s yelling at me because there is no more chicken
If you’ve never had a Yorkie yell at you because you’ve run out of snacks, let me tell you
Just don’t run out of snacks
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There is no “hearing” by the PA legislature. PA has already certified the election results. This will be Giuliani giving another press conference where he rants about vast government conspiracies funded by the ghost of Hugo Chavez to spread communism throughout the world
Which—I shouldn’t have to clarify this but I will—is complete delusional bullshit.
The press needs to hammer away at SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE OR STFU. Don’t just let them rant and rile up the crazies. Facts, evidence, or GTFO. Trump is now a Lame Duck. He’s irrelevant
The press needs to treat this ‘hearing’ or whatever it is with the same amount of respect and reverence they would a press conference by Roger Stone. Because it is that much of an absurdity at this point
“This is 60 Minutes. We don’t put things on we can’t verify.” (Re: Obama/Biden spying conspiracy theory) Trump throws a tantrum, insists she CAN verify it but won’t, and Lesley is like LOL no, you’re wrong. Wouldn’t give in to him. HE DID NOT LIKE THAT 😂😂😂#60MinutesInterview
And this is the man we are supposed to believe can stand up to Putin and North Korea? He can’t even handle a woman telling him, “no, you’re wrong” and sticking to her guns. Trump is a thin-skinned, fragile-ego, whiny little asshole, that throws a tantrum on a hair-trigger
This is what happens when he surrounds himself with sycophants who stroke his ego gently every day, like he’s some pampered show dog, the result of the daily ‘pick-me-up’ clippings of ‘nice things people say about you’. His entire life, he’s never learned to deal w criticism.