Thread by @jchrthomas

@KCStar For the #MOscars 2021,
each selection committee had fun
worst performers to name,
that they earn their due fame:
to reduce the #ShowMe State
to some odiferous pile of manure.
Memories of their reign will endure.

#Oscars @mikeparson

https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1366753543638503424

@KCStar @mikeparson For Worst Cameo Justin Hill earned the award for his loyalties turned. After Capitol’s siege, 45’s faithful liege to his legislative post returned. Later on Hill erased his account to increase embarrassment’s amount.

#Oscars #MOscars 1/12 🇺🇸
@MOREp108 @VP
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@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP Worst Ensemble won the GOP. Ladder-climbing’s crass menagerie for Roy Blunt’s Senate seat helped expose them completely. A dispiriting odd panoply wants a Senate post to stratch their back. Each one is a dubious hack.

#Oscars #MOscars 2/12 🇺🇸
@MissouriGOP

https://twitter.com/threadreaderapp/status/1384644606122471431

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP Saddest Song had won
“Home on the Range.” 🌻
57’s autocracy strange
next door in #Missouri? Alas in no
hurry nefarious habits to change.
In Topeka not cloudy all day;
#ShowMe stormfronts foretelling dismay.

#Oscars #MOscars 3/12 🇺🇸

https://twitter.com/thisweekinmopol/status/1375223472897601539

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP In Worst Costume Design
Jason Smith is a sartorial monolith.
Decked out for Donald’s ball
Trump’s workhorse gave his all; in
W. Palm Beach Jason’s kin and kith
may enliven this Friday’s affair.
Heaven knows the getup he will wear!

#Oscars #MOscars 4/12 🇺🇸

https://twitter.com/jasonsmithmo/status/253877996308549632

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP Worst Production her craft daily hones 57’s Comms Director Jones: pulling out all the stops to genuflect to cops although nurses she never bemoans. A trooper to stand by the man who masklessness wouldn’t ban.

@jasonsmithmo @krjonz
#Oscars #MOscars 5/12 🇺🇸

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ The Worst Mockumentary by far shows police officers as they spar with a round multitude of protestors. How rude! Plus a strange old dude rambling like Barr. A reflective and stirring montage: 2020’s enduring collage.

#Oscars #MOscars 6/12 🇺🇸
@kq2 @RepCori

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori Worst Supporting Actor must indeed be the unqualified ad hoc lead of MoDHSS in its current distress. Had Knodell vax diversion decreed? With the gov’s Deputy Chief of Staff so unqualified you have to laugh!

#Oscars #MOscars 7/12 🇺🇸

https://twitter.com/stltoday/status/1384571759542870020

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori Worst Supporting Actress by a vote: the jury set out to denote how Jean Evans declared she thought Roeber would stare down the accusations as remote. At the prospect she didn’t seem bugged. What if Roeber were guilty? Jean 🤷🏻‍♀️. #Oscars #MOscars
@mojeanevans

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori @mojeanevans Worst Actress was a bit more tricky. The jury decided on Vicky. Trump’s allegiance she’d pledge. A blithe despotic edge w/ gender conceptions finicky bestowed her a gold statuette. Her fringe policies we won’t forget.

@RepHartzler
#Oscars #MOscars 9/12 🇺🇸

https://twitter.com/vickyh4congress/status/1294661877868498945

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori @mojeanevans @RepHartzler The Worst Actor in turn was a cinch:
Michael Parson, a dubious Grinch
who first blew off all masks later
pilfered the vax. Super
spreader events he won’t flinch
in the Governor’s Mansion to host.
To date, 10K deaths he can boast.

#Oscars #MOscars 10/12 🇺🇸

https://twitter.com/govparsonmo/status/1386821990409986057

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori @mojeanevans @RepHartzler The Worst Screenplay that the jury chose recognized the sad and tortured prose of a failed coup d’état packaged in (blah)³. A judicial wolf in sheepish clothes. Page 1 typos this work product lent keen observers special merriment.
#Oscars #MOscars 11/12 🇺🇸

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1337092849612050441

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori @mojeanevans @RepHartzler Worst Director of course is just Josh. One false move? He got caught! ✊🏼 OMG. He could neither arrange regime nor diaper change; on his own brand he put the kibosh, never more in the ☀️ to bask. Due penalty for sedition’s task! 👋🏼
#Oscars #MOscars 12/12 🇺🇸

@KCStar @mikeparson @MOrep108 @VP @MissouriGOP @JasonSmithMO @KRJONZ @kq2 @RepCori @mojeanevans @RepHartzler .@threadreaderapp unroll 🙏🏼

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