“OH NO ITS LIKE GAMERGATE 1 BUT THESE MISOGYNISTS DONT CARE ABOUT OPTICS ANYMORE”

“MY GOD. RUN!!”
*GamerGaters resurrect Milo Yiannopoulos and he rises from his Egyptian sarcophagus*

“Oh no”
"LAST TIME I FOUGHT IN A CULTURE WAR, I LOST AN EYE"

> @AdamBaldwin steps out of the shadows with an eye patch.

ALSO STARRING:
> A @Totalbiscuit A.I. that only exists on social media
> @Boogie2988 puts on his fat suit again
"THIS SUMMER."

"ETHICS IS BACK ON THE MENU."

*ALSO STARRING: The return of Mister "ACE" Metokur*

"Every time I think I'm out they pull me back in"
(GamerGate 3 would involve time travel trying to stop the first one, naturally)
FUND IT, Hollywood
Instead of 8chan it's 16chan and you have to give a blood sacrifice to be allowed in
"Sorry Mr. Sheep but I gotta shitpost to save the world"

*BAAAAAHHHHH*
GAMERGATE 2: ALSO STARRING

newcomer @ginacarano as @AdamBaldwin ‘s love interest

And @ggreenwald as the “deep throat” inside man leaking information about corruption in journalism
"Where do they get the time machine?"

THE CLUE IS IN THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD THEME SONG, duh.

He always says he's "gonna take you back to the past."

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