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29 Apr, 18 tweets, 2 min read
practicing my hand gestures for howie roseman to absolutely destroy my ass tonight
I am already seething with rage and it’s only noon
joe biden must take a break from stealing meat and lead pipes to arrest howie roseman
update, am listening to kurt vile albums, the draft rage has been temporarily replaced with thousand yard stare intensity
check baby check
update, watching super bowl VII highlights and sob screaming
update, you know what, I don’t care what happens tonight. it’s silly to care. if I say I don’t care I don’t have feelings. it’s fine that howie will botch it. that’s no big deal. feelings gone. things are great.
update, so busy not caring I just used a swiffer pad thinking it was a dryer sheet why are these things stored side by side howie are you living in my laundry room now man
update, just yelled at a bird
update, have decided to will howie roseman to simply draft devonta smith
update, the fury is returning
update, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
update,
update, puking in hat
update, pain impending
just take smith. please.
what is this strange feeling. is this. is it. is this joy
well i dodged one

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