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30 Apr, 4 tweets, 2 min read
In the mail today: My @RockSugarBand challenge coins for their albums, including the long-awaited "Reinventinator" -- 14 new mash-ups of hard rock and pop songs. My favorite so far: "Faithful Child 'O Mine," because how can you not like Journey and GnR all smooshed up. You can't! The challenge coins in question: Brass and pewter!
For those of you going "wha"?, here's @RockSugarBand's best known single, "Don't Stop the Sandman." This kills at the dances I DJ, I'll have you know.

Also, my favorite nugget of trivia about @rocksugarband is that the lead singer is @JessHarnell, who you know from just about every single cartoon you (or possibly your children) ever grew up with, especially this one.

(Also, being this is social media and you never know: I'm not being paid or given any consideration to promote this band, or really, any band anywhere. I'm just very fond of Rock Sugar's particular brand of musical cheese.)

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Just arrived at the Scalzi Compound: The signed limited edition of Murder By Other Means, the latest installment of the "Dispatcher" series. If you preordered from @SubPress, they're on their way! Also, SubPress has the ebook edition up on their site:

subterraneanpress.com/the-dispatcher… The book, propped up by an award whilst a porg looks on.
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1. So, as a follow-up to yesterday's thread and comments about copyrights and lengths thereof, some additional thoughts about the practical and theoretical issues revolving copyrights, their length and copyrightable intellectual property in general. Ready? Here we go:
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The fuck we don't, pal
I write books as a fucking business, thank you very much, and part of my business is the long tail -- creating a body of work that is saleable for many years. It's one reason I have that long contract with Tor: All my novels at one house, motivated to keep it *all* in print.
MOREOVER, a backlist I control means the ability to sell older novels as new in foreign markets and into other media formats years after the were originally published. Those additional publications/adaptations feed into backlist sales of the original work, and thus, royalties.
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