sometimes i want to write like. theoretically gross, nonkinky but still casually nsfw domestic ideas
Like the time Kaeya had to sit in the bathroom for 2 hours because Diluc didn't listen to him and came inside and Kaeya complains every 15 minutes that he hates him (he doesn't)
Like the time Kaeya had to sit in the bathroom for 2 hours because Diluc didn't listen to him and came inside and Kaeya complains every 15 minutes that he hates him (he doesn't)
just stupid stuff that people don't really think about usually because it's glossed over in fiction because it's perceived as gross
it's all stupidly endearing to me because of the unexpected realism I guess.
it's all stupidly endearing to me because of the unexpected realism I guess.
diluc just 'just wash it out'
'I can't because you decided to PAINT MY LOWER INTESTINES, you motherfucker.'
'I can't because you decided to PAINT MY LOWER INTESTINES, you motherfucker.'
one time Kaeya got so wine drunk that he peed in Diluc's laundry basket and threw up on his lap trying to be sexy (while still very wine drunk) and Diluc just DEEPLY sighed and figured it was payback for something and cleaned them both up and tucked Kaeya in bed.
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