Okay. Fuck Returnal. Was three hours into a run, had a great build, heading towards the 5th of six boss fights, looking like I’ll beat the game &…. It crashed. And given the game doesn’t save or have a system in place for if it crashes, I lost ALL that progress. Fuck that.
Following the crash my game is now experiencing a glitch where doors won't open. Trapping me forever within this room. Even the teleportation pad can't be interacted with. This has happened twice in a row. Rebooting the game/console does nothing.
Yesterday this game was on track to get an 8/10 in my review, today it's dropping digits by the second.
The game crashing as it did apparently completely broke it. I am now stuck in the starting area, this has happened twice at the start now. I can't interact with anything and the door wont open.
This is a loss of roughly 15 hours.
Update, I was able to fix the glitch & beat the last boss. Returnal took 15hrs, & at the time the credits rolled I had 19 deaths, with every boss beaten in 1-2 tries. It was a fun game (& twitch stream), but it’s weighed down by a high price tag, some bugs, & a lame end game
I’ll have a 4th part to my review playthrough stream on twitch tomorrow as I wrap up the endgame content, and if all goes to plan I’ll snag the platinum trophy by tomorrow night or Monday.
Aiming for a Wednesday video review on YouTube.
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A few months ago I caught slack for calling out Zombaekillz. She was leveraging her race for free stuff & it was painfully obvious what she was doing, but when myself & others spoke up she cried victimhood & the gaming media leapt up to defend her.
In the media’s rush to defend her they published various articles & more, even giving her the title of streamers to keep an eye on, & naturally she blew up cuz of it (even getting twitter verified despite her small size).
Within a very short period of time she gained a ton of influence. Even being the leading cause of why the Pogchamp emote on twitch was removed. This from someone with less than 13k twitter followers & a twitch following of 13k.
This thread begins day two of my Minneapolis uprising coverage. In a very short amount of time the verdict will be read in the Derek Chauvin case. Depending on what the jury decides, tonight could be insane. Wish me luck.
This thread begins day one of my Minneapolis uprising coverage. I’ll be on the streets for up to 12 hours a day as I scurry around to catch any and all fallout/chaos from the end of the Derek Chauvin trial.
I can’t guarantee that anything exciting will happen this week, but I’m on the street nonetheless, so if you’d like to support my independent journalism, I have a few ways to do so:
The defense lawyer is making a really compelling final argument in this Derek Chauvin case.
After being forced to take a break in the middle of his closing argument, upon returning there’s a technical issue that is preventing the defense lawyer’s PowerPoint from working again. He’s now trying to carry on without it.
Oof, bad luck.
The prosecution is getting in their final say, and the dude is speaking very well. This jury deliberation could easily lead to a hung jury. I can see how various members could lean towards either side. My guess though is that Chauvin gets the manslaughter charge.
You were the driving force on pushing a petition around that was asking governments to censor a game. You are a game dev who was asking governments to censor your craft. You also helped push the false premise that games can lead to real world violence
Sit the fuck down & shut up
Here’s my video on the Six Days in a Fallujah nonsense for those not in the know. Certain game devs literally asked various governments to censor art.
The lead game designer on Gotham Knights & the guy who wants governments to literally censor art he dislikes is so competent at what he does that he still hasnt finished a small project he got funded through Kickstarter... 6 yrs ago
This tweet marks the beginning of my Second Annual Minnesota Riot Spectacular™️ night four coverage. After all the beatings my body has taken, I just can’t keep myself away from my journalism. So I’m returning to the field. See ya in a couple hours.
So far this week I’ve been tear gassed, pepper sprayed, hit by multiple projectiles, and I took the full brunt of a concussion grenade blast, what’s our predictions for tonight? I’m going to go with a helicopter falls out of the air and crushes me.