Whew. We hadn’t seen drunk uncle Orangey in over 24 hours. He rarely misses any of his daily 3 breakfasts, 2 lunches, 2 dinners, & one bedtime snack, let alone all of them. But here he is chilling on his pillows. Actually looks happy & healthy. He’s grifting good somewhere else… 
I meant, ugh, he’s back. Meh.
6 years ago MeanCat went missing for three or four days. We put up laminated flyers warning people that he was a very mean cat and please call us if he commits felonies such as home invasion, car jacking, and WiFi theft. He was actually staying with a neighbor who ‘adopted him’
One morning he comes bebopping and showboating around in the bedroom and I actually guffawed cuz he had gained weight and been brushed. And had a new iPhone and some credit cards, not sure what that’s about.
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