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2 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read
i am going to hell because i'm smoking weed and eating fruity pebbles while watching a live stream of pascha services
like, i'm not a christian anymore. i know the plan was that i'd be raised both roman catholic and orthodox and choose when i grew up and i chose neither but i still watch pascha services because it's always been such a huge part of my life
there aren't a super lot of orthodox christians these days and it's definitely a different culture in terms of how you live every single day, so once a year i like to visit home, you know?
and i feel very close to my grandfather because of his role in the church and specifically our bond through the church
he was very serious about winning my soul for the "true" church 😂

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