*Scenario 1:* Two guys are fighting as one of them isn't wearing a mask & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on...๐Ÿšถ
That's MUMBAI..๐Ÿ˜’
*Scenario 2:* Two guys are fighting on not wearing a mask & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace... And offers to give a mask. The first two get together and beat him up..๐Ÿ”จ
That's DELHI. Contd ..
*Scenario 3:* Two guys fighting over a mask and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." ๐Ÿ 
That's PUNE.. contd ...
Scenario 4:* Two guys are fighting over a mask. A crowd gathers to watch... A guy comes along and quietly opens a stall selling masks there.
Contd ....
Scenario 5:* Two guys are fighting over a mask. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles... ๐Ÿ“ฒ Now 50 guys are fighting...
That's PUNJAB.๐Ÿ˜–

*Scenario 6:* Two guys fighting. Third guy without a mask, comes and shoots both of them..
That's Bihar.

Contd ..
Last Scenario:* Two guys fighting over mask third guy comes along with a carton of beer... All sit together drink beer and abuse COVID and go home as friends...
You are definitely in GOA..

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