HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES IN INDIA: (COVID Version)
*Scenario 1:* Two guys are fighting as one of them isn't wearing a mask & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on...๐ถ
That's MUMBAI..๐
Contd..
*Scenario 2:* Two guys are fighting on not wearing a mask & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace... And offers to give a mask. The first two get together and beat him up..๐จ
That's DELHI. Contd ..
*Scenario 3:* Two guys fighting over a mask and third guy comes from a nearby house and says "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." ๐
That's PUNE.. contd ...
Scenario 4:* Two guys are fighting over a mask. A crowd gathers to watch... A guy comes along and quietly opens a stall selling masks there.
That's AHMEDABAD.๐
Contd ....
Scenario 5:* Two guys are fighting over a mask. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles... ๐ฒ Now 50 guys are fighting...
That's PUNJAB.๐
*Scenario 6:* Two guys fighting. Third guy without a mask, comes and shoots both of them..
That's Bihar.
Contd ..
Last Scenario:* Two guys fighting over mask third guy comes along with a carton of beer... All sit together drink beer and abuse COVID and go home as friends...
You are definitely in GOA..
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THE FORGOTTEN LEGACYย OF A BOLDย & HONEST INDIAN!
Over 50 years ago, an elegant Parsi in the Lok Sabha spoke; rather,roared !ย
He was exposing the first scam even though he belonged to the ruling party.
His father-in-law, PM, Jawaharlal Nehru was hearing his thundering words. ๐
Nothing could preventย Feroze Gandhi from exposing corruptions.
The most extraordinary aspect of Feroze Gandhiโs work was the forensic precision
with which he collected facts and the manner in which he marshalled his arguments. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
He exposed the scam on the Life Insurance Corporation by Haridas Mundhra.
Feroze exposed how Mundhra manipulated the LIC to purchase shares in his little known companies.
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A thread by a Army General.
Courtesy. Please read!! #1971_WAR
The war was won on the battlefields by our Armed forces but we lost the war on negotiating tables of Shimla. The so called iron lady, Indira Gandhi, was totally defeated by more intelligent and crafty Bhutto.
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Indira and her civilian advisers were no match to Bhutto and Co. and their guile. She had made a fatal mistake by not taking any military person to Shimla or adhering to military advice. As a result the nation is destined to suffer for eternity.
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Main reason to write this post, is to tell you; another historical blunder done by Indira at Shimla. The background is as below:-
I was posted to Bhuj as Air force Base Commander in 1971 war.
*Bollywoodโs latest Hinduphobic film - Laxmi Bomb - Questions and answers...*
Q: Why Laxmi bomb ? Why not Allah bomb? Or Jesus bomb?
A.Because, Bollywood can only make fun of Hindus, as Hindus are cowards and wonโt mind even if you make fun of their mothers and wives. ๐
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Q: Why is Laxmi in the name of a film that is to be released around Diwali, the holiest festival for Hindus?
A: *The aim of the film is to cause maximum offence to Hindus to check out their tolerance levels n make movies n future showing sex with Hindu Gods!
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Q: Why is the heroโs character a Muslim, Aasif, when in the Tamil original, the hero was a Hindu?
A: *If the Hero is a Hindu, then none of the Pakistani Jihadis, who are the main patrons of Bollywood, will watch this film and so the producers will lose money* !
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- 203 people & activists signed & moved mercy petition for 26/11 Pakistani terrorist Ajmal Kasab.
- 65 Members of Parliament have written letters to Obama, urging the US pres to deny VISA to Modi.
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- 300 eminent personalities moved petition to save 1993 Mumbai Blast convict, Terr'orist Yakub Memon.
- 77 people including Writers, Academician, Film Makers returned Awards against 'Intolerance'.
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- 203 people & activists signed & moved mercy petition for 26/11 Pakistani terrorist Ajmal Kas
- 49 Eminent Personalities write to PM Modi over Lynchings, use of Jai Shri Ram as 'War Cry'.
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Babur was a drunkard. He loved a boy named Babri.
Akbar raped children. Akbar raped his own daughter-in-law. Akbar had Harem of 5000 women.
Jahangir blinded his son with his own hands.
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Shah Jahan did not spare even his own daughter.
Aurangzeb beheaded his own brother and sent his head to his imprisoned father.
Almost every Mughal king killed some of his sons and brothers. and much more.
This book is an eye opener on Mughal history in India.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Mughals have been glorified as great rulers in Indian history books despite being maniacs, incest-lovers, rapists and merciless invaders.The book is a compilation of all hidden facts. Straight from their authentic biographies. To make Indians realise, enough is enough. ๐๐๐๐๐